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Chris Gardocki will always stay with me for the simple fact of tailgating for the Steelers game and a train goes by waiving a Shitsburgh flag and some dude in a Gardocki jersey (yes he had a fucking Chris Gardocki jersey on) picks up a brick and hits the train with it. :chuckles:

The name of the bully in Step Brothers is also named Chris Gardocki. In a theatre of hundreds of people in Austin, TX my friend and I (also a Browns fan) laughed out loud when they said that name.
 
My Picks

Coach - Eric Mangini - Only coach not to lose 12 games in a season.

QB - Tim Couch - Never had a year comparable to 07, but was closest thing to a consistent threat.
RB - Peyton Hillis, Jamal Lewis - pretty obvious
FB - Lawrence Vickers - So want to put Terrelle Smith, but Vickers is the choice
WR - Kevin Johnson, Braylon Edwards - Can I put Darren Chiaverini in for Edwards? Please?
TE - Kellen Winslow, Jr., Steve Heiden
OL - Joe Thomas, Eric Steinbach, Dave Wohlabaugh, Ryan Tucker, Ross Verba - Alex Mack is close to passing Wohlabaugh, Verba was very close with Shaun O'hara. Other three are no brainers.

DL - Shaun Rogers, Kenard Lang, Orpheus Roye - I can't justify another dlineman. Mark Word? Keith McKenzie? This is our 6th year as a 3-4 after 6 as a 4-3.
LB - Jamir Miller, Wali Rainer, Andra Davis, D'Qwell Jackson - Could probably justify Wimbley or Ben Taylor of a few other for Davs' spot. None really stood out to me.
CB - Leigh Bodden, Daylon McCutcheon - Before this year, woulda considered Wright.
S - Earl Little, Brodney Pool - TJ Ward rapidly approaching

KR - Josh Cribbs - If you question this, this particular forum might not be for you
PR - Dennis Northcutt - Yes, he was a better PR than Josh

K - Phil Dawson - NO BRETT CONWAY!?!?!?!?
P - Chris Gardocki - Remember when he flipped off Joey Porter...(edit...Apparently, yes everyone does).
 
Another LB I considered was Earl Holmes, he had a lot of tackles in the short time he was with the Browns and I remember him stopping Warrick Dunn at the goal line that pretty much cemented our victory and playoff birth.
 
Another LB I considered was Earl Holmes, he had a lot of tackles in the short time he was with the Browns and I remember him stopping Warrick Dunn at the goal line that pretty much cemented our victory and playoff birth.

I cosnidered him, but he only played in 2002. AFter that year, they cut Holmes and Rudd and went with the Bentley-Taylor-Davis trio, and all three actually werent all that bad.
 
How about Anthony Henry? As a rookie in 2001 he led the NFL in interceptions with 10. During his four years with the team from 2001 to 2004, he started 39 of 61 games, recording 247 tackles, 17 interceptions, and a touchdown. (wiki'ed!)
 
Years included:
QB: Derek Anderson (2007): 56.5% Comp%; 29 TD; 19 INT; 3,787 Yds; 82.5 Rating
RB: Jamal Lewis (2007): 298 Carries - 1,304 Yds (4.4 ypc); 9 TD: 30 Rec; 248 Yds; 2 TD (FYI Peyton Hillis this yr: 217 - 962; 4.4; 11 TD: 53 - 436; 2 TD)
FB: Lawrence Vickers
WR: Braylon Edwards (2007): 80 Rec; 1,289 Yds; 16 TD
WR: Kevin Johnson (2001): 84 Rec; 1,097 Yds; 9 TD
TE: Kellen Winslow (2007): 82 Rec; 1,106 Yds; 5 TD
LT: Joe Thomas
LG: Eric Steinbach
C: Alex Mack
RG: Ross Verba
RT: Orlando Brown

DL: Keith McKenzie (2000): 50 Tackles; 8 Ast; 8 Sacks; 2 FF; 1 FR
DL: Gerard Warren (2001): 48 Tackles; 13 Ast; 5 Sacks; 6 Pass Def.
DL: Shaun Rogers (2008): 61 Tackles; 15 Ast; 4.5 Sacks; 2 PD
DL: Kenard Lang (2003): 47 Tackles; 13 Ast; 8 Sacks; 1 INT; 1 FF; 1 FR; 2 PD
LB: Jamir Miller (2001): 83 Tackles; 18 Ast; 13 Sacks; 1 INT; 4 FF; 14 PD
LB: D'Qwell Jackson (2008): 95 Tackles; 59 Ast; 2 Sacks; 3 INT
LB: Andra Davis (2003): 98 Tackles; 40 Ast; 5 Sacks; 2 FF; 6 PD
LB: Kam Wimbley (2006): 44 Tackles; 17 Ast; 11 Sacks; 1 FF; 3 FR
CB: Anthony Henry (2001): 37 Tackles; 9 Ast; 10 INT; 1 TD; 17 PD (*Non-Starter)
CB: Brandon McDonald (2008): 63 Tackles; 11 Ast; 5 INT; 1 TD; 1 FF; 17 PD
FS: Earl Little (2003): 42 Tackles; 18 Ast; 6 INT
SS: Sean Jones (2006): 71 Tackles; 40 Ast; 0.5 Sack; 5 INT; 1 FR; 16 PD

K: Phil Dawson (2007): 42/43 XPT; 26/30 FG; 120 Pts
P: Chris Gardocki (2000): 108 Punts; 4,919 Yds; 45.5 Y/P; 0 BLK
KR: Josh Cribbs (2007): 59 Ret; 1,809 Yds; 30.7 Y/R; 2 TD
PR: Dennis Northcutt (2002): 25 Ret; 367 Yds; 14.7 Y/R; 2 TD
 
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Years included:
QB: Derek Anderson (2007): 56.5% Comp%; 29 TD; 19 INT; 3,787 Yds; 82.5 Rating
RB: Jamal Lewis (2007): 298 Carries - 1,304 Yds (4.4 ypc); 9 TD: 30 Rec; 248 Yds; 2 TD (FYI Peyton Hillis this yr: 217 - 962; 4.4; 11 TD: 53 - 436; 2 TD)
FB: Lawrence Vickers
WR: Braylon Edwards (2007): 80 Rec; 1,289 Yds; 16 TD
WR: Kevin Johnson (2001): 84 Rec; 1,097 Yds; 9 TD
TE: Kellen Winslow (2007): 82 Rec; 1,106 Yds; 5 TD
LT: Joe Thomas
LG: Eric Steinbach
C: Alex Mack
RG: Ross Verba
RT: Orlando Brown

DL: Keith McKenzie (2000): 50 Tackles; 8 Ast; 8 Sacks; 2 FF; 1 FR
DL: Gerard Warren (2001): 48 Tackles; 13 Ast; 5 Sacks; 6 Pass Def.
DL: Shaun Rogers (2008): 61 Tackles; 15 Ast; 4.5 Sacks; 2 PD
DL: Kenard Lang (2003): 47 Tackles; 13 Ast; 8 Sacks; 1 INT; 1 FF; 1 FR; 2 PD
LB: Jamir Miller (2001): 83 Tackles; 18 Ast; 13 Sacks; 1 INT; 4 FF; 14 PD
LB: D'Qwell Jackson (2008): 95 Tackles; 59 Ast; 2 Sacks; 3 INT
LB: Andra Davis (2003): 98 Tackles; 40 Ast; 5 Sacks; 2 FF; 6 PD
LB: Kam Wimbley (2006): 44 Tackles; 17 Ast; 11 Sacks; 1 FF; 3 FR
CB: Anthony Henry (2001): 37 Tackles; 9 Ast; 10 INT; 1 TD; 17 PD (*Non-Starter)
CB: Brandon McDonald (2008): 63 Tackles; 11 Ast; 5 INT; 1 TD; 1 FF; 17 PD
FS: Earl Little (2003): 42 Tackles; 18 Ast; 6 INT
SS: Sean Jones (2006): 71 Tackles; 40 Ast; 0.5 Sack; 5 INT; 1 FR; 16 PD

K: Phil Dawson (2007): 42/43 XPT; 26/30 FG; 120 Pts
P: Chris Gardocki (2000): 108 Punts; 4,919 Yds; 45.5 Y/P; 0 BLK
KR: Josh Cribbs (2005): 59 Ret; 1,809 Yds; 30.7 Y/R; 2 TD
PR: Dennis Northcutt (2002): 25 Ret; 367 Yds; 14.7 Y/R; 2 TD

I think you mean 2007
 
QB - Tim Couch (If he only had a line)
RB - Peyton Hillis / Jamal Lewis
FB - Lawrence Vickers
WR - Braylon Edwards / Kevin Johnson / Mohamed Massaquoi / Dennis Northcutt (wooooooof)
TE - Kellen Winslow, Jr. / Ben Watson
LT - Joe Thomas
LG - Eric Steinbach
C - Alex Mack
RG - Seth McKinney (what a pile of trash we've had at RG)
RT - Ryan Tucker

DE - Orpheus Roye
DT - Shaun Rogers
DE - Robaire Smith
OLB - Jamir Miller
MLB - D'Qwell Jackson
MLB - Andra Davis
OLB - Kamerion Wimbley
CB - Daylon McCutcheon
CB - Anthony Henry
S - T.J. Ward
S - Robert Griffith

KR/PR - Josh Cribbs
LS - Ryan Pontbriand
K - Phil Dawson
P - Chris Gardocki

I don't know whether to laugh or cry at this team. I don't even know if this team is capable of winning a playoff game in today's NFL...
 
Spergon Wynn should be the QB of the all-face palm team. He made one start for the Browns, and here is the game recap:

A PUTRID PERFORMANCE WYNN, BROWNS TAKE A POUNDING


Jacksonville Jaguars 48, Browns 0

At Jacksonville

December 03, 2000 By Tony Grossi
Plain Dealer Reporter


A worse performance by a professional football team would be hard to find. The Browns simply looked to be from another league yesterday in losing to the Jacksonville Jaguars, 48-0.
Using rookie Spergon Wynn at quarterback almost the entire game - even after he barely escaped a serious knee injury in the second quarter - the Browns achieved two first downs on offense.
One came on a 17-yard run by Travis Prentice on their second play of the game.
One came on a Jacksonville penalty in the third quarter.
They totaled minus-9 yards net passing, subtracting yardage lost on six sacks.
They did not cross midfield. After their first possession, they did not advance past their own 35-yard line. Chris Gardocki punted a franchise-record 12 times.
"I feel bad for Chris Palmer, to be honest with you," said Jacksonville coach Tom Coughlin, who leaned on Palmer as his offensive coordinator in 1997 and '98.
Jaguars running back Fred Taylor rushed for 181 yards and three touchdowns on 30 carries. Quarterback Mark Brunell scored on an 8-yard run almost by accident after he turned the wrong way to hand off.
The game clock couldn't run out fast enough. Coughlin tried not to score by giving the ball four straight times to third-string rookie running back Shyrone Stith with five minutes left. He scored anyway.
The Jaguars, virtually eliminated from the playoffs with a 6-7 record, rolled up 449 yards in scoring the most points in their six seasons.
All of this came on the blistered heels of a 44-7 Browns' loss in Baltimore in which they scored first. They have been outscored, 92-0, since then.
The Browns are 3-11 with home games left against Philadelphia and Tennessee.
"I don't think it can get any lower. ... I guess it can, if we lose by 100 points," said linebacker Jamir Miller.
"Despite injuries and everything else, there's no reason for back-to-back games like this. The losses are wearing on us," said linebacker Wali Rainer.
"We can't score any points," said cornerback Corey Fuller. "We are not playing like we're being coached. We were more disciplined as an expansion team in our first year than we are in our second year.
"I don't have an answer. I'm running out of answers. We haven't had an off week. We went through the hardest two-a-day practice in the NFL, and we've played 14 straight games. You think it hasn't caught up with us?"
Wynn was shell-shocked in his first NFL start.
Early in the game, he displayed Tim Couch-like courage and naivet by meeting a defender head-on at the end of a scramble. Wynn lowered his shoulder into 204-pound Jacksonville safety Rayna Stewart and bounced off for a 26-yard gain. It was nullified by offsetting penalties, but Wynn gained some measure of respect.
"I wanted to show that I wasn't going to back down from anybody," Wynn said.
Later in the first half, Wynn got buried in a Jaguars pass rush. Right end Tony Brackens, who destroyed left tackle Roman Oben all game, caved in on Wynn and brought linebacker Brant Boyer with him.
Wynn's left leg got caught underneath Brackens and twisted in an ugly angle. Brackens was the Jacksonville player who injured Couch's ankle last December and ended his rookie season in the 15th game.
Wynn was helped off the field. When the Browns announced in the press box that Wynn's return was questionable, it sounded overly optimistic. Yet he returned to start the second half and played deep into the fourth quarter until rookie Kevin Thompson was inserted.
"I thought it would be a good experience for him being roughed up there a little bit in the first quarter. I think he hung in there and tried to fight," Palmer said.
The best you can say is Wynn survived his first start. He was 5-of-16 for 17 yards, sacked five times and lost a fumble.
"I didn't expect this," Wynn said. "They were doing some things we hadn't seen on film. It's like a war out there. You can't call timeout every time they do something you don't expect. I didn't help my team."
Players frowned and were angered by the obvious question: Did playing Wynn give the Browns the best chance to win?
They defended Palmer and talked about looking in the mirror to question whether each gave his best effort.
"I don't think Chris has lost this team," Miller said. "That's not true. He just has to stay true to his guns. Those that are going to play, will play. Those who don't, won't be back next year."
Palmer's face reddened when he was asked if he felt he has lost the team.
"They're professionals," he said. "Their job is to play football, my job is to coach football. They've done it for a long time. I've done it for a long time.
"You have to be realistic that there are some problems that we have. We have to address those.
"When you don't have anything to address them because you've had injuries or you haven't had enough drafts or haven't been able to go through free agency and address all your needs, there's no sense in pointing fingers at the players or personnel department or anybody else."
http://www.cleveland.com/brownshist....ssf?/browns/more/history/20001203BROWNS.html

Also, I think Butch Davis' second round pick Chaun Thompson should make the face palm team as a linebacker. His college alma mater I think is the equivalent to the college portrayed in The Waterboy.
 
Eric Zeier was pretty awesome...
 

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