Your Cavs Game Superstitions

[breanna]

I put my head down for a while and talk to myself about how horrible we're playing.It works like a charm.

 

[D-westfan]

generally i'm either lying on my stomach, or sitting on my couch, no lying in my bed, i learned against boston last year..

when we start out well, i generally try to keep things the same. that means if my little cousin is sitting on a couch, and he has to take a piss, he's keeping his ass there till the end of the game, or the other team goes on a run, in which case, he leaves the room, takes a piss... and in the meantime he stays out and the cavs retake the lead... he stays away the rest of the night

 

[InBoobieWeTrust]

Three things:

1) My girlfriend must leave the room. She's a born and raised Pistons fan from Detroit who hopes for the Cavaliers to fail at all costs. She cannot be in my presence while the Wine and Gold are on the screen.

2) If the game is on FSN, it must be watched on FSN. No other channel will do.

3) If the Cavaliers get a blocking foul called against them and it's a close game, I change the channel immediately. I come back for the second shot. Don't ask why. I just do it.

Once we officially clinch the division tonight, at least 30 minutes of verbal torture must ensue. The Cavs are counting on you.

 

[Dirk Gently]

I do the playoff beard every year, it got pretty gnarly 2 years ago when they made the finals. Other than that I strip down naked whenever the Cavs have the lead at the half, and that seems to help them keep the lead. It seems like they win the majority of those anyway.

 

[Chardon]

When they are up by a couple with less than two minutes, i jump and clap. It makes the clock go faster.

 

[Backstage]

When they are up by a couple with less than two minutes, i jump and clap. It makes the clock go faster.

With you on that. Last 2-4 minutes, no matter how late it is, I don't care about waking anyone else up, because it's arm-pumping, trying-to-stay-quiet cheers (usually for Mo) time.

Any time I can tell the other team is taking a shot (mostly during FTs), I flick my index finger trying to knock their shot out of the air.

Have to wear a piece of Cavs' merch, whether it be shirt, shorts, jersey, hat, whatever.

Before the game, if I have a beer, I either take the can tab or bottle cap, fold it in half, and either put it in an empty nearby can/bottle or slam it into the trash can.

Do these things help the Cavs win? To me, hell yeah.

 

[Man Called X]

My buddy and I spark up the bong immediately at tipoff. The Cavs are undefeated this season when we do it.

 

[Da_James_Gang]

Focus my attention on something a lot more important, like porn.

Thats at half time..........

 

[RchfldCavRaised]

When I poop at halftime, Cavs win

Dont care the score, opponent, whether or not LBJ is playing... none of that matters.

Pray for poop Cavs fans

 

[PIP]

When I poop at halftime, Cavs win

Dont care the score, opponent, whether or not LBJ is playing... none of that matters.

Pray for poop Cavs fans

Not only does he do that, but he snaps a picture of him doing it, and makes it his avatar...

(Pictured to the left ladies and gentlemen is Rich leading us to victory)

 

[RchfldCavRaised]

Not only does he do that, but he snaps a picture of him doing it, and makes it his avatar...

(Pictured to the left ladies and gentlemen is Rich leading us to victory)

Its hard work willing my team to victory. You on the other hand turn into Pip Bigalow, Male Gigalo. We'll never beat Boston until you toughen up your game watching garb my man.

 

[Randolphkeys]

I have an unlucky Mark Price jersey that I never wear during Cavs games. I won the jersey in a fantasy league, but the Cavs are something like 0-8 when I wear it. It should probably be burned when the Cavs win a 'ship.

 

[-Akronite-]

If Mr. Glass and I are watching together, he is not allowed to talk unless in joyous reaction, otherwise he is a jinx machine.

For me, I don't move when we are down in crunch time, I just stare until we are back on top and on a roll. Even if LeBron gets a huge dunk while we're down 8-10, I won't move.

Also, I have to say the name of every player that does something positive in the chat.

Example: Mo just hit a three.

Akronite: MOZILLA THE KILLA!!!!!!!!1

 

[D-westfan]

K, gonna listen to "the offspring" and "the postal service" from now on in late 4th Q and OT, it seems to work

 

[christb]

When the Cavs are losing and nothing seems to be going right, I immediately turn off the game, go to my computer and do something else, but I keep the gamecast on, so I can check every once in awhile. Most of the time they play better when this happens. I started this tradition during the 07 ECF. Specifically when bron torched the palace.