Zoe Saldana should be my wife!!!!

[JDeezy]

Did I miss something?

Anyway, dcm: grow up. You are incoherent, insecure, desperate, immature (inexperienced/deluded), and creepy.

Fix those things and maybe you'll get another girl soon.

 

[The Voice]

Are you talking about Zoe Saldana here still? If so...then yes, please go back to lurking.

If you're talking about an actual person that you know, then provide more info. We'll need measurement, hair color, grooming habits, sexual experience, and a "player comparison" I.e. A celeberity that she slightly resembles.

We'll also need your age and a description of what makes you a loser.

Treat this like a job application. Good luck.

That's ridiculous, you're insulting the guy here!

Pics if she's 18 or older.

 

[dcm226]

I have no pics. Sorry.

She is 19. She is black and short. So sexy and cute. The type of person you see on T.V. and don't think is real. Long hair.

I'm white. 20 years old. I'm not as big of a loser as some of you say. But I can get fucked up.
She likes my friend. I like her. My friend doesn't even like her that much.

She is perfect. Nobody to compare her to. Picture god as a sexy little women. HOT!
I am kinda normal. Just like to fuck around and get fucked up. I just get nervous in front of women. I can man up with some advise.

How do I make her like me? What does it take?

 

[dcm226]

We'll need measurement like 5'4
hair color black
grooming habits Clean
sexual experience She lost it at the age of 18... Been with few guys since I think.
"player comparison" I.e. A celeberity that she slightly resembles. God as a woman. Sorry that is creepy. IDK someone perfect...

We'll also need your age and a description of what makes you a loser. Well... I'm 20 but can't talk to a ton of chicks. I'm also asking for woman help on a Cav's board. That's pretty bad. Plus I fell for a chick who doesn't even like me like that.
I'm not as big of a creep as I pretend to be... BUT...

...

 

[ssopata]

How do I make her like me? What does it take?

Money, lots of money.

 

[tedginnjr]

I have no pics. Sorry.

She is 19. She is black and short. So sexy and cute. The type of person you see on T.V. and don't think is real. Long hair.

I'm white. 20 years old. I'm not as big of a loser as some of you say. But I can get fucked up.
She likes my friend. I like her. My friend doesn't even like her that much.

She is perfect. Nobody to compare her to. Picture god as a sexy little women. HOT!
I am kinda normal. Just like to fuck around and get fucked up. I just get nervous in front of women. I can man up with some advise.

How do I make her like me? What does it take?

You can start by not pretending you're 14 on the internet...

 

[The Oi]

How do I make her like me? What does it take?

Are there any items that you have very large collections of? Like stamps, seashells, or anything along those lines? Especially anything obscure like pre- 1970's Barbies or like the old full-sized GI Joe's or anything like that?

 

[MattyFos.]

...

You can't make her like you. But she likes your friend who isn't into her. Try being indifferent to her. Don't follow her home to confess your love for her.

 

[ssopata]

In the 80's it was so much easier to get a girl to like you. Just become the schools basketball star. She'll come crawling to you...

 

[JDeezy]

Stop putting that pussy on a pedestal. Loosen up.

You can't make her like you. Grow up.

 

[MattyFos.]

Text her a picture of your junk and be like "Bitch, you want this?"

 

[dcm226]

Are there any items that you have very large collections of? Like stamps, seashells, or anything along those lines? Especially anything obscure like pre- 1970's Barbies or like the old full-sized GI Joe's or anything like that?

No.

Text her a picture of your junk and be like "Bitch, you want this?"

I already tried that.

 

[dcm226]

Stop putting that pussy on a pedestal. Loosen up.

You can't make her like you. Grow up.

That's the bottom line isn't it?

 

[JDeezy]

Jesus you are a doormat.

 

[The Voice]

I have no pics. Sorry.

You must not be as good of friends with her as you claim. Pics are required for RCF to truly help.

That's the bottom line isn't it?

And that's the bottom line cause stone cold said so!

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