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Damn, Jimmy G this is some serious good quarterbacking.

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Some mention why wasn't Jimmy drafted higher? The same reason why a lot of QBs like him often don't, the level of competition wasn't that good given the conference he played in.

But, a lot of his perceived weaknesses weren't very big ones, or things that cause for concern.

I thought he was being slept on too much leading up to the draft, personally.

Weaknesses
Is a tad undersized with small hands and short arms. Uses a three-quarters delivery that could lead to batted balls.

His hand size is the same as Philip Rivers. Rivers is also known for the three quarter delivery and hasn't really limited him. His hands are bigger than Derrick Carr's for the record too. Talk about a meaningless worry.

Works heavily out of the shotgun in a spread offense, and footwork could require adjustment to working from under center.

Nearly all QBs suffer from this same fate.

Does not always feel pressure in the pocket. Does not rip the deep out or drive the ball with high RPMs. Undershoots and often hangs the deep ball.

Even this isn't a real criticism, this can easily be said with a lot of great QBs that play in the NFL. For the record, in his very limited playing time I thought one of the things that stood out was his ability to elude pressure and maintain his eye discipline down the field.

Makes receivers work for the ball downfield, and deep accuracy could stand to improve. Makes a lot of simple, one-look reads and was not heavily challenged by consistent pressure or complex looks in the Ohio Valley Conference.

So he doesn't have a cannon arm basically, is the real take away from Jimmy. He was a projected second round pick, so NE wasn't being smarter than everyone else and reaching.

 
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Does it make any difference to you guys that your women will probably watch football with you on Sundays if they get Jimmy? This could be a poz or neg obvi.

Also more hot single drunk chicks in the stands with Jimmy jerseys and wet giners.

The top part is an obvious negative. Not even a remote positive...

*all of the following should be read in high pitched whiny voice for full effect*


Why is that yellow line there??
Why is the third team wearing black and white?
What is that brown thing they keep throwing around???
 
The overreaction to the Cassel situation, and the Osweiler situation ("he" "won" a super bowl too, you know), is that idea that because a backup looks competent when pressed into service for a super bowl caliber team, he MUST be valuable because he's obviously going to be able to recreate that competence somewhere else.
Jimmy G has quite literally twice the amount of rings as ol' totem poll Osweiler

Not at all comparable
 
The top part is an obvious negative. Not even a remote positive...

*all of the following should be read in high pitched whiny voice for full effect*


Why is that yellow line there??
Why is the third team wearing black and white?
What is that brown thing they keep throwing around???

With him they might get bored and want to bang at halftime.
 
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Does it make any difference to you guys that your women will probably watch football with you on Sundays if they get Jimmy? This could be a poz or neg obvi.

Also more hot single drunk chicks in the stands with Jimmy jerseys and wet giners.

They might just wanna fuck because they can close their eyes and pretend it's Jimmy G plowing them rather than the pasty, bloated denizens of this forum. Apply this photo to the forehand and have at it.

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Does that mean we can RWTW?

Will Jimmy Garoppolo get it done?
Truthfully I'm not sure.

The model developer of the RWTW model CommD disagreed with my post that Jimmy has won 2 superbowls which has me scratching my head about the criteria for a FQB.

There are likely some lurking variables out there that contributed to Jimmy G winning two super bowls that could detract from him being a FQB. But it's not my model, and truthfully I'm not seeing any variables that would discredit Jimmy being a FQB based on his super bowls per years of service in the NFL.
 
They might just wanna fuck because they can close their eyes and pretend it's Jimmy G plowing them rather than the pasty, bloated denizens of this forum. Apply this photo to the forehand and have at it.

JimmyGundies_zps3ynzjxoz.jpg
I have you admit these photos instantly put me in the Trade For Garrapolo camp. Just an impressive physical specimen, I could see him being a fantastic QB for years to come.
 
Truthfully I'm not sure.

The model developer of the RWTW model CommD disagreed with my post that Jimmy has won 2 superbowls which has me scratching my head about the criteria for a FQB.

There are likely some lurking variables out there that contributed to Jimmy G winning two super bowls that could detract from him being a FQB. But it's not my model, and truthfully I'm not seeing any variables that would discredit Jimmy being a FQB based on his super bowls per years of service in the NFL.

It is the warmup before the Super Bowl:

Jimmy G: Tom, is there anything I can do for you prior to us going to battle to win the Super Bowl?

Tom Brady: "Would you mind checking with the ball-boy and make sure the game balls are firm, but not too firm. I want them just right. You know how I want them, Jimmy."

Jimmy G: "Sure Tom, any thing you say."

Jimmy G turns toward the ball-boy on the other side of the field, walking quickly. Just out of earshot of Tom Brady, Jimmy mutters (under his breath, of course) "When are you fucking going to retire, you selfish bastard!"

Tom Brady notices Jimmy G is walking briskly toward the ball boy, but is not actually trotting.

Tom Brady: "Jimmy, would you hurry up; You know we don't have all day; we've got to prepare for the Super Bowl"

Jimmy G: "Sure thing, Tom!" He then breaks into a brisk trot. As he nears the ball boy, he yells: "Hey! Get over here! Tom wants me to check the balls, NOW!" Jimmy G proceeds to feel up each ball to make sure they are just like Tom Brady likes them.

Then, Jimmy G goes on to Win the Super Bowl!

Note: this same shit happened at the next Super Bowl, too.

I kid you not.
 
To be clear, Garoppolo gets it done?
 
To be clear, Garoppolo gets it done?

The person to ask is Brock Osweiler's accountant.

After all, Brock too won the Super Bowl, studied at the feet of a master, apparently acquired the secret via osmosis and not on-field demonstration, and (potentially) received the big QB contract from another NFL team.

Did Brock get it done? His family and accountant probably think so. Fans of the Texans, not so much.
 
It is the warmup before the Super Bowl:

Jimmy G: Tom, is there anything I can do for you prior to us going to battle to win the Super Bowl?

Tom Brady: "Would you mind checking with the ball-boy and make sure the game balls are firm, but not too firm. I want them just right. You know how I want them, Jimmy."

Jimmy G: "Sure Tom, any thing you say."

Jimmy G turns toward the ball-boy on the other side of the field, walking quickly. Just out of earshot of Tom Brady, Jimmy mutters (under his breath, of course) "When are you fucking going to retire, you selfish bastard!"

Tom Brady notices Jimmy G is walking briskly toward the ball boy, but is not actually trotting.

Tom Brady: "Jimmy, would you hurry up; You know we don't have all day; we've got to prepare for the Super Bowl"

Jimmy G: "Sure thing, Tom!" He then breaks into a brisk trot. As he nears the ball boy, he yells: "Hey! Get over here! Tom wants me to check the balls, NOW!" Jimmy G proceeds to feel up each ball to make sure they are just like Tom Brady likes them.

Then, Jimmy G goes on to Win the Super Bowl!

Note: this same shit happened at the next Super Bowl, too.

I kid you not.
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