As far as the non-Kessler stuff, you nailed it. Acquire darts, aim at general direction of the dart board, throw...
It's not just you, but what's the beef with Kessler? That a rookie is missing throws? That he isn't Dak? With a shitty team, horrible defense (making our play calling on offense more predictable), patchwork OL, #1 WR never saw the field, #1 draft pick hurt for a bit, best WR was a QB, RB's get a pass because the rest of the team is awful, this kid comes in and has a 92 rating, 66% completion percentage, 6/2 TD/INT.
His biggest problem is that he was drafted in the 3rd. If it was the 2nd or the 1st, people would have more patience in the "investment". If it were the 4th on, it would be seen as a bonus to do as well as he has. Instead, he's been written off.
I am sure that he's missed throws, I am sure the ball doesn't get there quick enough, and I am sure he's a rookie. I am also sure that I don't watch the games, so if he can't stretch the field and it's costing us, then all of my analysis goes out the window.