Texas Rangers
@
Cleveland Indians
Game 1: Cole Hamels (3.03 ERA) vs. Carlos Carrasco (2.99 ERA)
Prediction: Loss
Hitters fold up like a folding chair that folds against Hamels. Carrasco does his best but he can't hit.
Game 2: Tyson Ross (9.35 ERA) vs. Mike Clevenger (3.86 ERA)
Prediction: Win
Sad how arm problems have decimated Ross. Clevinger's beautiful flowing locks stymie the Rangers lineup.
Game 3: Yu Darvish (3.12 ERA) vs. Trevor McPunchingbag (5.53 ERA)
Prediction: Loss
Like dropping a crab into a peacock mantis shrimp's tank. Or Trevor flying a drone at a stadium. Just going to be pieces/parts left all over the place.
Game 4: Austin Bibens-Dirkx (not a typo) (3.68 ERA) vs. Corey 'Pan Flash' Kluber (3.24 ERA)
Prediction: Loss
Indians hitters baffled at home by the journeyman. Corey Kluber's complete game, 1 run 14K performance gets wasted.
That's all you get and you'll like it.