2018 Draft Prospects Thread

[Sebastian]

Didn’t check before I bit down.

Do you gargle the balls or do reserve that treatment for those who take the time to shave things nice and smooth?

 

[The Oi]

I'm not losing my mind for Rosen, but I'm definitely nose - in. I also live in San Francisco and have never changed a tire solo. Does that make me gay?

This is definitely something I always feel like an asshole about not knowing how to do. We live in a time where we really don’t NEED to know how to change a tire, but I’d like to be able to claim I know how without bullshitting.

Or at least successfully have a really elaborate role play with my wife about it if she ever pops her tire on the side of the road.

 

[Triple-S]

He's the one guy I really like on that OSU team. You are right about his build, but that's why I see him as a third or fourth round pick. I'll happily take him over most of the trash Al Saunders has tried to coach up.

I'm not losing my mind for Rosen, but I'm definitely nose - in. I also live in San Francisco and have never changed a tire solo. Does that make me gay?

View: https://twitter.com/LukeEasterling/status/934605382378541056


Dude got the largest standing ovation from the home crowd. PA guy sounded like he was at a loss for word in terms of how to describe him.

this is the sort of guy The Browns need to key in on later on, and he's definitely flown under the radar outside of Stillwater.

I think he's a realistic guy i can see them targeting. This team loves them some Big XII athletes and for some reason? Guys with Baylor and Oklahoma State degrees.

 

[Sebastian]

This is definitely something I always feel like an asshole about not knowing how to do. We live in a time where we really don’t NEED to know how to change a tire, but I’d like to be able to claim I know how without bullshitting.

Or at least successfully have a really elaborate role play with my wife about it if she ever pops her tire on the side of the road.

Ouch. Not knowing how to change a tire is definitely deducting man points. Along with not knowing how to polish dress shoes. You may be constructively gay now.

Get Grindr on your phone. You now have to be the anonymous cum dump for a day. Minimum is five loads.

 

[Randolphkeys]

This is definitely something I always feel like an asshole about not knowing how to do. We live in a time where we really don’t NEED to know how to change a tire, but I’d like to be able to claim I know how without bullshitting.

Or at least successfully have a really elaborate role play with my wife about it if she ever pops her tire on the side of the road.

I have lived in Urban areas my whole life. There's never been a time where I had to change a tire rather than call a service, except for once.

I attended a work training last winter. I hated attending these trainings because it was for an area outside of my expertise, and I had a history with the lead trainer... We had a mutual friend about 12 years ago, and I hit on said trainer on at least two occasions before realizing she had a serious relationship. She was an impossible flirt and had the best boobs I've ever seen on a Chinese chick. At time, she looked like that one avatar somebody uses of the Asian girl with great underboob. It's uncanny. Yet now I'm married with kids, she's married with a kid, and I'm supposed to be learning something for a few hours. It's just an odd tension.

Anyways, the trainer popped a tire and seemed like she couldn't focus on the training. She played the damsel in distress card and asked me to change it for her. Quietly I was like, you had your chance and this game got old a dozen years ago.

I made a young guy in his mid-20's change it. Been there, done that with epic boobs Asian teacher chick and I think her son sucked out all the intrigue from those fun bags already.

So back on topic, is Royce Freeman for real? It's so hard to tell if a Pac 12 running back can hold up in the NFL against defenses who know how to tackle.

 

[sportscoach]

View: https://twitter.com/LukeEasterling/status/934605382378541056


Dude got the largest standing ovation from the home crowd. PA guy sounded like he was at a loss for word in terms of how to describe him.

this is the sort of guy The Browns need to key in on later on, and he's definitely flown under the radar outside of Stillwater.

I think he's a realistic guy i can see them targeting. This team loves them some Big XII athletes and for some reason? Guys with Baylor and Oklahoma State degrees.

I see the Browns getting 2 WRs in this draft between day one and day two. I am thinking we may skip on Ridley since he is similar to Coleman in a fair amount of ways. My guess is mixing the recievers in this draft (there a bunch of day 2 recievers and RBs it feels like) so Washington has to be one of the targets, so will Sutton. I just don’t see us getting both if we draft Rosen at 1 since Washington will likely go first round. Getting one of them is very probable though

 

[The Oi]

Ouch. Not knowing how to change a tire is definitely deducting man points. Along with not knowing how to polish dress shoes. You may be constructively gay now.

Get Grindr on your phone. You now have to be the anonymous cum dump for a day. Minimum is five loads.

Ugh...I gotta find a way outta this AIDS risk cum dump thing.

I can and do polish the shoes every time I go to meetings and conventions. Not sure this is super ungay, but I do have that one down. Not gonna look like a schlub.

I can check my oil and change my car filter. Feel like that bumps me up.

Also built the computer that unnecessarily became such a controversy on here. Seems more dorky than manly.

Honestly I feel like I should know how to do more handy things and would be capable of them, if only so I can pass the information down to my son and teach my wife. Just never learned from my folks or had a brother. And obviously this shit isn’t taught in school (should be).

 

[Sebastian]

Ugh...I gotta find a way outta this AIDS risk cum dump thing.

I can and do polish the shoes every time I go to meetings and conventions. Not sure this is super ungay, but I do have that one down. Not gonna look like a schlub.

I can check my oil and change my car filter. Feel like that bumps me up.

Also built the computer that unnecessarily became such a controversy on here. Seems more dorky than manly.

Honestly I feel like I should know how to do more handy things and would be capable of them, if only so I can pass the information down to my son and teach my wife. Just never learned from my folks or had a brother. And obviously this shit isn’t taught in school (should be).

Just take PReP. You won't get AIDS. You could be topped off and no HIV.

I agree they should teach that shit. I was driving across Montana once, on the way to Seattle, and I blew a tire. Could not get reception. I was very glad I knew how to change a tire. It was 80 miles to the next town with a shop.

My Dad taught me how to change the oil too but no one ain't got time for that. I have since forgotten how.

 

[Sebastian]

Luke Falk looking like ass. Three INTs in 2.5 quarters.

 

[The Oi]

I agree they should teach that shit. I was driving across Montana once, on the way to Seattle, and I blew a tire. Could not get reception. I was very glad I knew how to change a tire. It was 80 miles to the next town with a shop.

Bad place to pop a tire for sure.

Btw...

Montana is amazing. Went to Whitefish/ Kalispell/ Big Fork in HS.

Incredible place.

Alright back to CFB.

 

[Mr. Orange]

Ugh...I gotta find a way outta this AIDS risk cum dump thing.

I can and do polish the shoes every time I go to meetings and conventions. Not sure this is super ungay, but I do have that one down. Not gonna look like a schlub.

I can check my oil and change my car filter. Feel like that bumps me up.

Also built the computer that unnecessarily became such a controversy on here. Seems more dorky than manly.

Honestly I feel like I should know how to do more handy things and would be capable of them, if only so I can pass the information down to my son and teach my wife. Just never learned from my folks or had a brother. And obviously this shit isn’t taught in school (should be).

changing a tire is pretty easy

1. Pull to shoulder or to a parking lot and put hazards on. Make sure you are on flat ground. Put car in park and use e brake As needed.

2. Take jack and donut out of trunk.

3. Loosen the lug nuts on the tire while it is still on the ground with the tire iron.

4. Place the jack under the car near the tire, and locate the reinforced steel beam. As you jack the car up (should come with a piece of steel to put through the hole on the jack handle and spin), the jack will have a groove so the reinforced beam fits perfectly in the groove. If you don’t use the beam you will put a hole in the floor of your ride. Always jack on the reinforced beam.

5. Once car is jacked up, (and you are only jacking up one quarter of the car near said tire), remove the already loosened lug nuts and take off the tire.

6. Put donut on, hand tighten lug nuts.

5. Slowly jack the car down. Once on ground, fully tighten the lug nuts.

6. Put flat tire and jack back in trunk. Drive away and don’t go over like 50mph on that donut.

Really it’s easy as hell to change a tire or put a spare on.

 

[bob2the2nd]

He's the one guy I really like on that OSU team. You are right about his build, but that's why I see him as a third or fourth round pick. I'll happily take him over most of the trash Al Saunders has tried to coach up.

I'm not losing my mind for Rosen, but I'm definitely nose - in. I also live in San Francisco and have never changed a tire solo. Does that make me gay?

James washington is going late first early second. Probably a top 3 receiver

 

[Triple-S]

James washington is going late first early second. Probably a top 3 receiver

Forgot to mention I saw him set up a few blocks.

Just came away impressed. It's weird how I went into the guy curious about Mason Rudolph and came away far more impressed with the likes of his receivers. Marcell Ateman also showed some promise as well.

I feel a bit uneasy about Rudolph, but it's mainly due to the above.

 

[CBBI]

Rudolph is not someone I'm interested in whatsoever.

He's fine/good when it's 1-2-3-4-5 plant and throw to his primary (who's also open).

Move him off his spot, double his primary and make him go through progressions and he's just toast.

Falk is Colt McCoy 2.0. A noodle armed chump. Not worth a draft pick.

 

[sportscoach]

Rudolph is not someone I'm interested in whatsoever.

He's fine/good when it's 1-2-3-4-5 plant and throw to his primary (who's also open).

Move him off his spot, double his primary and make him go through progressions and he's just toast.

Falk is Colt McCoy 2.0. A noodle armed chump. Not worth a draft pick.

If we don’t sign a veteran QB I think we will bring in two QBs from the draft depending on how Hogan/Kessler progress, but a guy on day three could easily happen to compete for the third string spot