2023-24 Season | Game #34 | Wizards @ Cavs | Jan. 3, 2024 | 7:00 p.m.

[scene42]

Damian Jones has a little gazelle in him. Deceptively.

 

[2 For The Brew]

Nah, garbage time is just right for him. It's when he can finally dominate!

Ante Zizic.

 

[cabs]

why do we take shot clock violations so early? we are the only team i swear

 

[cavsfever]

This was kind of like the Dream Team vs Liberia in the 92 Olympics.

I think the Wizards are actually the worst team in basketball even though there are some other teams with worse records. There’s just something special about them.

As a Wizards fan it’s funny…I always kind of wanted them to tank instead of struggling to remain mediocre but maybe the insiders understood that their franchise essence was just so putrid that there was no bottom to how bad they could get if they stopped trying.

 

[bushwick_bill]

 

[Erbium]

Man, that Johnny Davis pick looks awful. Taken before Jalen Williams who looks like he will be an all-star…

 

[2 For The Brew]

That’ll help our point differential.

 

[Tlyons]

Aint nothing like playing the Wizards

 

[scene42]

Wizards should’ve took that sub-100 points like champs.

 

[Pierre Pan]

The offense was superb throughout and the defense picked up about halfway through the second quarter. Once we put on that nice run to end the first half, we never let up….Pedal to the metal

 

[Pierre Pan]

A delightful blowout. 43 point lead. I'm glad to have underestimated the Cavs tonight.

I'm off to get a Grand Marnier on the rocks.

LINESCORES​

TEAM	Q1	Q2	Q3	Q4
WAS	31	24	20	17	92
CLE	34	33	34	34	135

TEAM	PITP	FB PTS	BIG LD	BPTS	TREB	TOV	TTOV	POT
WAS	46	12	5	40	8	8	0	11
CLE	64	25	43	61	9	8	1	16

Enjoy, my friend.

 

[cavsfever]

Man, that Johnny Davis pick looks awful. Taken before Jalen Williams who looks like he will be an all-star…

The WASHINGTON WIZARDS everybody!

Although it’s also true that Jalen Williams would definitely *not* have become an all-star had he been drafted by the Wizards. There are rules to this stuff.

 

[AustinCarr]

First good-old-fashion-ass-whooping of the year. These are important to balance the 40 minute games for players.

 

[jjvors]

All Cavaliers tonight! 20-42 from 3 will make us very hard to beat.

But wait--there's more. Team season high in rebounds and assists.

Washington WizardsCleveland Cavaliers
PTS101 140
REB45 71
AST22 37
STL8 5
BLK5 8
TO8 8
FG%41.6 53.5
3P%34.3 47.6
FT%45.5 75.0

Cleveland Cavaliers​

PLAYER	MIN	FGM	FGA	FG%	3PM	3PA	3P%	FTM	FTA	FT%	OREB	DREB	REB	AST	STL	BLK	TO	PF	PTS	+/-
Isaac OkoroSF	19:30	4	4	100	1	1	100	0	0	0.0	0	2	2	3	1	0	0	2	9	12
Dean WadePF	20:06	1	3	33.3	0	1	0.0	0	0	0.0	0	3	3	1	0	0	0	1	2	15
Jarrett AllenC	29:26	7	10	70.0	0	0	0.0	3	4	75.0	7	12	19	7	0	2	1	0	17	27
Max StrusSG	28:01	9	13	69.2	6	8	75.0	0	0	0.0	2	2	4	3	1	1	1	4	24	32
Donovan MitchellPG	24:15	6	16	37.5	4	9	44.4	6	6	100	1	2	3	4	2	2	2	0	22	18
Caris LeVert	22:54	9	18	50.0	3	6	50.0	0	0	0.0	2	3	5	5	1	1	0	1	21	22
Sam Merrill	28:32	4	11	36.4	3	9	33.3	0	0	0.0	1	4	5	6	0	0	0	2	11	27
Georges Niang	27:54	5	11	45.5	3	7	42.9	2	2	100	1	7	8	1	0	0	0	2	15	24
Craig Porter Jr.	14:37	4	5	80.0	0	0	0.0	0	1	0.0	1	2	3	3	0	0	1	0	8	7
Tristan Thompson	18:34	3	7	42.9	0	0	0.0	1	3	33.3	3	6	9	4	0	1	3	1	7	12
Damian Jones	06:11	2	3	66.7	0	1	0.0	0	0	0.0	0	1	1	0	0	1	0	0	4	-1
Ty Jerome	0.0	0	0	0.0	0	0	0.0	0	0	0.0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
TOTALS		54	101	53.5	20	42	47.6	12	16	75.0	18	44	71	37	5	8	8	13	140	-

 

[Rich]

CPJ is a stud; in control, can create his own shot, fearless, willing to distribute and an amazing rebounder

Can't get in the game though so it doesn't really matter.

At this point, everyone should be terrified of CPJ being a throw-in in a mid-season trade. It's absolutely on the table the way he's being coached right now.