Best Fantasy Football Team Names

[Backstage]

Had it since he came into the league, and it's led to two championships: Hadens Gonna Hade.

 

[Surge]

I have Chris Johnson and Adrian Peterson this year, so I came up with:

Call My Johnson a Peter,son!

 

[Bob_The_Cat]

Jumpin Lolo's Bones
The Ghost of Jared Allen's Mullet
Gordon Flashes
Weeden the Garden
The Weeden Marshawn's Pocket
The Lion, The Hitch, and the Scoreboard

 

[Shakalu M.D.]

Quick, someone come up with a pun for beating your mother.

 

[KCOTT]

Big TD's is the team name I use

 

[Randolphkeys]

Quick, someone come up with a pun for beating your mother.

Fetal alcohol syndrome's revenge.

 

[The Oi]

My team is named King Ralph, after the baddest ass in Pennsylvania. My brother in law's dad. Two stories about him that will tell you all you need to know:

(1) He once beat a man hard enough that he hid underneath a car to get away. Instead of giving up and leaving, he poked the guy with a tree branch until he came out and then beat him some more.

(2) He keeps a sword in his living room in case of a break in. Does not own a gun. One night when my bro in law was a kid, someone did try to break in and my bro in law is the one that heard him. He yells to Ralph, who yells out, "YESSS!" he goes running to the living room, grabs the sword and walks over to the door telling the guy to "come on in, asshole" wielding the sword over his head and blasts the screen door open all within 20 seconds or so. My bro says he like crouch walked out onto the porch like he was going to use an actual ninja attack on the guy, but the dude was long gone. His mom said she heard the guy say "holy shit!" when He heard Ralph first start screaming at the door.

Same guy that taught me to light a cigar properly and then to smoke it correctly by "ya gotta do this like you're it eating pussy"...which still doesn't make sense to me. Only King Ralph can imagine eating pussy while smoking a dick shaped object.

I've also never seen a woman so attracted to her husband. It's very clear that his wife (who is hot now and was a 10 when she was young) hangs on his every word. She giggles like a school girl at everything he says and whenever he makes some joke relating to sex- which is quite often- she looks turned on by it. It's amazing.

He's a football coach and everybody in town loves and respects the guy, but he's terrifying when he gets pissed off. I've seen him scream at a neighbor for leaving shit on his lawn too long, his sons for mowing the grass shittily and his daughter (who is as hot as her mom was) for being a huge bitch and you can hear it down the street.

He's one of those guys that's so manly and beastly that just sitting around him makes you want to kill something and eat it with your bare hands just to try to impress him.

He's going to be my neighbor when I move to PA in December.

King Ralph.

 

[Phills14]

My team is named King Ralph, after the baddest ass in Pennsylvania. My brother in law's dad. Two stories about him that will tell you all you need to know:

(1) He once beat a man hard enough that he hid underneath a car to get away. Instead of giving up and leaving, he poked the guy with a tree branch until he came out and then beat him some more.

(2) He keeps a sword in his living room in case of a break in. Does not own a gun. One night when my bro in law was a kid, someone did try to break in and my bro in law is the one that heard him. He yells to Ralph, who yells out, "YESSS!" he goes running to the living room, grabs the sword and walks over to the door telling the guy to "come on in, asshole" wielding the sword over his head and blasts the screen door open all within 20 seconds or so. My bro says he like crouch walked out onto the porch like he was going to use an actual ninja attack on the guy, but the dude was long gone. His mom said she heard the guy say "holy shit!" when He heard Ralph first start screaming at the door.

Same guy that taught me to light a cigar properly and then to smoke it correctly by "ya gotta do this like you're it eating pussy"...which still doesn't make sense to me. Only king Ralph can imagine eating pussy while
Smoking a dick shaped object.

I've also never seen a woman so attracted to her husband. It's very clear that his wife (who is hot now and was a 10 when she was young) hangs on his every word. She giggles like a school girl at everything he says and whenever he makes some joke relating to sex- which is quite often- she looks turned on by it. It's amazing.

He's a football coach and everybody in town loves and respects the guy, but he's terrifying when he gets pissed off. I've seen him scream at a neighbor for leaving shit on his lawn too long, his sons for mowing the grass shittily and his daughter (who is as hot as her mom was) for being a huge bitch and you can hear it down the street.

He's one of those guys that's so manly and beastly that just sitting around him makes you want to kill something and eat it with your bare hands just to try to impress him.

He's going to be my neighbor when I move to PA in December.

King Ralph.

The guy sounds a lot like Bill Braske. Perhaps you should have told him you love him and not your father in law.

 

[The Oi]

The guy sounds a lot like Bill Braske. Perhaps you should have told him you love him and not your father in law.

That's exactly what Ralph is. He's the guy that people tell Bill Braske stories about.

My father in law is a bad-ass too in his own way, but he's been softened over time by having lived with four women his entire life. King Ralph raised three boys and a pain in the ass daughter in a house where his wife wanted to jump his bones every five minutes. Not to mention...if I told KR that I loved him, he'd lay me out and eviscerate me with his sword.

My father in law is a business bad-ass. Ralph is a life bad-ass. Big difference. My father in law does sound a lot like Al Pacino when he talks, so he does have that.

 

[Shakalu M.D.]

The real question here is, do you think Ralph is hotter than his 10 of a wife?

 

[The Oi]

The real question here is, do you think Ralph is hotter than his 10 of a wife?

The most impressive part about KR is that he's not that good looking at all. So you know he's earned it.














































So yeah...duh.

 

[Deezus]

My favorite team name I've ever used:

The CunningStunts

 

[Walter White]

My team name in my league is Four Horsemen, I was going for intimidation even though I prefer the funny route. I just had the draft, and I got Calvin Johnson and Stevie Johnson. I was thinking about renaming my team Johnson & Johnson. I wish I could do 2 Johnsons 1 Slut, but profanity isn't allowed of course :chuckles:

My friends team name is Balls Deep which I thought was pretty funny.

 

[The Oi]

My team name in my league is Four Horsemen, I was going for intimidation even though I prefer the funny route. I just had the draft, and I got Calvin Johnson and Stevie Johnson. I was thinking about renaming my team Johnson & Johnson. I wish I could do 2 Johnsons 1 Slut, but profanity isn't allowed of course :chuckles:

My friends team name is Balls Deep which I thought was pretty funny.

Every one of these is terrible.

 

[FiveThous]

Jackson Jacksoff
Colinsworthless

Those are my two team names thus far.

My favorite from my leagues last year was chainsaw massaqoui