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Browns stadium thread: To dome or not to dome

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Which would you prefer?

  • A $1B renovation of current stadium, no dome, and likely some city/state money

    Votes: 6 8.2%
  • A new domed stadium outside of downtown with mostly private money

    Votes: 64 87.7%
  • Move like Modell

    Votes: 3 4.1%

  • Total voters
    73
How cool is THAT! S'not gonna happen in even 100 years, but just the visual. Forget the practicality of operational infrastructure (water, sewage, safety, etc), that is just the cool factor x100! Love child of Jerry Jones and Elon Musk - get off your hands!
Imagine how much easier cleaning up the tailgate lots would be though; it would just fall into the lake below. Plus, it wouldn't even have to be a dome, could just raise the stadium up over any inclement weather like on the Jetsons.
 
I’m sure you know more of the logistic legality of the naming changing, I haven’t been following, but I have a hard time believing the name wouldn’t get changed while sitting in the middle of brook park, just to stick it to Cleveland. Might take years. It’s not Cleveland anymore.

Actually I do have experience with corporate name changes. Very often the legal name of the business isn’t changed so you just change the public name.

In this case the new name would be “Cleveland Browns, Inc DBA [doing business as] “Brook Park Browns”. Saves a lot of legal work on documents. Just change the marketing and it’s done.

As it happens the name “Brook Park Browns” was registered along with related internet domain names by an obscure sports media personality who lives in the Pittsburgh area and has a podcast with another obscure sports personality raised in Rchfield. He received a decent check from the Haslems for the rights to all of it. I took a 3.2% commission in honor of a long forgotten adult beverage law in the Buckeye state. So I think this “Brook Park Browns” rebranding is likely.
 
Actually I do have experience with corporate name changes. Very often the legal name of the business isn’t changed so you just change the public name.

In this case the new name would be “Cleveland Browns, Inc DBA [doing business as] “Brook Park Browns”. Saves a lot of legal work on documents. Just change the marketing and it’s done.

As it happens the name “Brook Park Browns” was registered along with related internet domain names by an obscure sports media personality who lives in the Pittsburgh area and has a podcast with another obscure sports personality raised in Rchfield. He received a decent check from the Haslems for the rights to all of it. I took a 3.2% commission in honor of a long forgotten adult beverage law in the Buckeye state. So I think this “Brook Park Browns” rebranding is likely.
So it’s a 1000% chance the browns are moving and I’m not good with that.
 
Just be glad it’s not a baseball team taking inspiration from the field used prior to Municipal Stadium. Then we’d have the Guardians playing at “Brook Park Park” and the jokes would never end.
Wouldn't they call it Brook Park² or "The Square"?
 
Well, it's better than Baltimore. Heck, Modell tried the same thing in 1973 with Strongsville.
I wish he'd done it, but he was just strong-arming Cleveland, only to later royally screw us.

If it's a similar bluff, it's a damned good one. It's simply how conscienceless plutocrats operate.
 

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