How do you cook it?

[cavman]

Here's an easy recipe anyone can do on a date:

Marinate a skin on fillet of salmon in teriyaki for at least an hour. When you cook it, broil it under the broiler skin side towards the broiler with some cooking spray or butter on the skin. When the skin gets bubbly and crisp like a cracker, pull it from the broiler. Finish the fish in the oven at 375 for ten more minutes so it's medium rare. The crispy skin makes you look like a pro.

Meanwhile, cook rice in coconut water instead of regular water. If you don't know how to cook rice yet, it's not difficult, just be sure to measure carefully and let it sit covered until you are ready to serve it. Coconut rice compliments the fish and seems harder than it is. I sprinkle sesame seeds on the rice so it looks like I did more.

Steam seasonal veggies like asperagus or broccoli. Put the teriyaki in a little shot glass on the side for her to pour over the salmon.

Easy, and being low calorie it's chick friendly. Serve with a chilled white wine so she thinks you understand pairing a meal with the proper wine. Bon Appetit, think of me when you get a hand job afterwards.

I love salmon, and I even have some fresh in the fridge waiting. Also I want more that a handjob. If my meal is shitty I'll take the handjob and call it a day.

 

[The Oi]

This sounds really good. I'm going to practice some of this tomorrow. I have a bottle of wine I have been saving. Called 19 crimes, it was not very much, but I think it's a merlot. I kind of like this girl, she is even of average weight.

If you make the spaghetti, don’t forget to peel back all the meatballs to make sure they’re cooked.

 

[cavman]

If you make the spaghetti, don’t forget to peel back all the meatballs to make sure they’re cooked.

What is the common size of a good date meat ball? I have pre cooked frozen ones but something tells me that will not cut it.

 

[gourimoko]

What is the common size of a good date meat ball? I have pre cooked frozen ones but something tells me that will not cut it.

Size of a golfball is fine.. They can easily be too small, but they really can't be too large.. If you have no idea how to make a good meatball, think of a garlicy meatloaf and just bake them from a raw state. Use decent olive oil plenty salt, pepper, garlic, and onion powder (don't use fresh onion if you're not a good cook).. A decent amount of of "italian seasonings" if you don't know additional ingredients..

Just roll and bake.. (you can do over the stove, but, baking is perfectly fine if you're not comfortable)

A piece of advice though... Whatever you do, do not overwork the meat.. It will be dense as fuck.. Keep the meatballs loosely packed, like a good hamburger patty. If you have a large ice cream scoop, you can use that to get the perfect shape without working the meat very much at all. If the meatballs are falling apart, put the meat in the freezer for a little bit until it stiffens.

You wanna get a bit fancier, buy some Italian sausages, cut them open, and go 50/50 mix on the meat.. just make sure it's cooked through before serving.

Finish the meatballs in the sauce, if you didn't know too..

 

[Jack Brickman]

Ok, I have a date this weekend. She wants me to cook her dinner here at my house. I can't cook and it's looking like grilled cheese. What is your go to meal you use before the end game. I want her going home at least saying the meal was good. Also, if you have a recipe it needs to be somewhat simple. HELP.

Do you have a crock pot? If so, you can make millions of recipes that require basically no actual cooking skills, just four to eight hours depending on if you cook it on high or low. I'd just go on pinterest or something and look at crock pot recipes until you find one that you think she'd like.

 

[cavman]

Do you have a crock pot? If so, you can make millions of recipes that require basically no actual cooking skills, just four to eight hours depending on if you cook it on high or low. I'd just go on pinterest or something and look at crock pot recipes until you find one that you think she'd like.

I thought about getting one, but I got a nutribullet instead. I think that will be my next investment.

 

[Jack Brickman]

I thought about getting one, but I got a nutribullet instead. I think that will be my next investment.

I’d definitely recommend it. They only cost about 30 bucks and are perfect for people who aren’t great at cooking but want to enjoy some good meals. I used to use them constantly in college before I got better at general cooking.

 

[Sebastian]

I’d definitely recommend it. They only cost about 30 bucks and are perfect for people who aren’t great at cooking but want to enjoy some good meals. I used to use them constantly in college before I got better at general cooking.

Recommend an Instant Pot. Slow-cooker/pressure cooker.

They can cook an eight hour meal in one.

 

[cavman]

Recommend an Instant Pot. Slow-cooker/pressure cooker.

They can cook an eight hour meal in one.

Can I set it and forget it?

 

[The Oi]

Just make this easy on yourself...

1) Tell her to come over at 6pm

2) At 5:30pm go out to the closest high end Italian restaurant that serves family sized portions and get their spaghetti and meatballs.

3) 5:50pm divide the food up on two plates

4) Eat almost all of the food and throw whatever you didn’t eat all over your house/apartment and break the plates against the wall

5) When she shows up fuck her on top of the broken plates and spaghetti and meatballs

6) Murder her parents.

 

[Jack Brickman]

Recommend an Instant Pot. Slow-cooker/pressure cooker.

They can cook an eight hour meal in one.

Yeah those are great. A lot more expensive than a regular crock pot though.

 

[FiveThous]

This sounds really good. I'm going to practice some of this tomorrow. I have a bottle of wine I have been saving. Called 19 crimes, it was not very much, but I think it's a merlot. I kind of like this girl, she is even of average weight.

As an FYI Portugal Reds for $13-17 are usually a steal. Chilean reds are also usually a good bang for your buck as well. Spain Reds can be had as well, just ask the salesperson at TotalWine or wherever you shop and they should be able to recommend a couple decent ones in that price range from those regions.

 

[cavman]

Just make this easy on yourself...

1) Tell her to come over at 6pm

2) At 5:30pm go out to the closest high end Italian restaurant that serves family sized portions and get their spaghetti and meatballs.

3) 5:50pm divide the food up on two plates

4) Eat almost all of the food and throw whatever you didn’t eat all over your house/apartment and break the plates against the wall

5) When she shows up fuck her on top of the broken plates and spaghetti and meatballs

6) Murder her parents.

Done, this is way easier.

 

[FiveThous]

Yeah those are great. A lot more expensive than a regular crock pot though.

Agreed, crock pots are a legit investment.

 

[Jack Brickman]

Agreed, crock pots are a legit investment.

I have both an Instant Pot and a normal crock pot. I’d probably just recommend the regular for someone just looking to cook the occasional meal. You’re gonna drop a hundred bucks at least on a good pressure cooker (if I recall correctly I think mine was 130), but a generic crock pot is like thirty to forty bucks for the bigger ones.