John-Blair Bickerstaff: Currently The 6th Longest Tenured Head Coach

[PIP]

Simply exquisite! Truly the only way to describe our coach: John B. Bickerstaff the 3rd…

What he was able to do tonight in front of a hostile TV watching crowd back in that non progressive useless state of Indiana was just masterclass…

The Indiana Pacers and their weird ass, farm loving, Panera Bread > Popeyes, crowd can simply consume a “Satchel Of Ethiopian Richards” till it touches that thing in the back of their throat….

If you have a half of brain cell you immediately realize Rick Carlisle is hands down one of the most overrated coaches in the history of the NBA….

It was only LeBron who bent the knee for this loser in the NBA Finals…. But, then again, LeBron loses most of the NBA Finals he plays in cause, well, he’s mid….

In any event, I just want to thank coach for another night of erection inducing hoops…

Just another game closer to getting us to that 49 win season…

#LetEmKnow

 

[2 For The Brew]

Carlisle in a recorded interview praised JBB for making multiple bigs work while nobody else tried that. Said we’d have won a lot more games without all the injuries.

Truly a man highly respected by his peers. A coach’s coach.

 

[MirORich]

For real though, Carlisle is nothing special. He has his strengths obviously.

But this will be the 9th straight year of 47 and
fewer wins.

Zero playoff series wins since 2011

Now I’m not saying he sucks, but that post 2011 championship resume is as mid as it gets and if you are a true difference maker, either tactically, scheme wise, culturally, or motivation wise, over the course of 13 years you get a few of your teams to show out better than he has.

 

[bushwick_bill]

For real though, Carlisle is nothing special. He has his strengths obviously.

But this will be the 9th straight year of 47 and
fewer wins.

Zero playoff series wins since 2011

Now I’m not saying he sucks, but that post 2011 championship resume is as mid as it gets and if you are a true difference maker, either tactically, scheme wise, culturally, or motivation wise, over the course of 13 years you get a few of your teams to show out better than he has.

Still one of my favorite championships ever for a non-cleveland team. this man has a special place in my heart lol lol lol

 

[Futuredome]

Top 5 worst coach in Cavs history.

 

[Benway]

Top 5 worst coach in Cavs history.

Where amongst the following would you place him?

Bill Musselman
Don Delaney
Bob Kloppenburg
Tom Nissalke
Gene Littles
Randy Wittman
John Lucas
Keith Smart
Brendan Malone
Byron Scott
Larry Drew
John Beilein

 

[PIP]

I simply marvel at how coach was able to take that group of scrubs and was able to battle all day long vs the Hornets..

Day game, having to use the useless Emoni Bates as a pseudo point guard and yet find a way to muster enough strength to coach a full 48 minutes with that roster?

If I’m Koby Altman I’m personally blowing the ink dry on a new contact for John Blair Bickerstaff simply due to the fact that coach was able to cook a 5 star, full course meal with those pathetic ass groceries that he chose…

Cheers to you coach! 4 more years !!!

If you’re not feeling JBB, then hell is that way, dipshits!

 

[ryanf]

I simply marvel at how coach was able to take that group of scrubs and was able to battle all day long vs the Hornets..

Day game, having to use the useless Emoni Bates as a pseudo point guard and yet find a way to muster enough strength to coach a full 48 minutes with that roster?

If I’m Koby Altman I’m personally blowing the ink dry on a new contact for John Blair Bickerstaff simply due to the fact that coach was able to cook a 5 star, full course meal with those pathetic ass groceries that he chose…

Cheers to you coach! 4 more years !!!

If you’re not feeling JBB, then hell is that way, dipshits!

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save your praise later IF he actually does something in the playoffs

 

[Benway]

Here's a conspiracy theory I haven't yet heard:

John Beilein was hired specifically to thwart Larry Drew's age-discrimination/wrongful termination lawsuit.



By "haven't yet heard", I mean "just made up."

 

[Futuredome]

Where amongst the following would you place him?

Bill Musselman
Don Delaney
Bob Kloppenburg
Tom Nissalke
Gene Littles
Randy Wittman
John Lucas
Keith Smart
Brendan Malone
Byron Scott
Larry Drew
John Beilein

John Lucas???? I would take most over JB.

 

[Bob_The_Cat]

Where amongst the following would you place him?

Bill Musselman
Don Delaney
Bob Kloppenburg
Tom Nissalke
Gene Littles
Randy Wittman
John Lucas
Keith Smart
Brendan Malone
Byron Scott
Larry Drew
John Beilein

Forgot George Karl.

What a filthy bunch of slugs.

 

[2 For The Brew]

Forgot George Karl.

What a filthy bunch of slugs.

He left off the good coaches. The select few. Fitch, Daly, Karl, Wilkens.

 

[Bob_The_Cat]

He left off the good coaches. The select few. Fitch, Daly, Karl, Wilkens.

Karl was not a good coach for the Cavs…

 

[2 For The Brew]

Karl was not a good coach for the Cavs…

He was his rookie season. Took a 2-19 start and ended up 36-46 and then had a memorable playoff series with Boston. The talent gap was bigger than the Grand Canyon and somehow we won a game and kept the three losses to within one possession.

Team did not do well afterwards and the parting was acrimonious but that one season revived hope for a franchise nearly destroyed by Theodore J Stepien.

 

[The Human Q-Tip]

JBB was pointing to the rafters. Had to #letemknow who they’re dealing with. We’re only concerned with hangin’ banners ‘round these parts:


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I have to say that for those who followed that Summer League team, it was fun as hell in here.