Hey @kingjames, don't think for one minute that Kobe, KG and co. haven't been taking mental notes of their own. And not on twitter...
"Ask rabbi how to Dougie, Finish PR meetings with @kanyewest, post naked photos of myself online, Ignore Jay's calls..." #bronsmentalnotes
"Buy Savannah a ring pop, Find out if thats Delonte crank calling me from Planned Parenthood, Have Chris do my laundry..." #bronsmentalnotes
"Ask Dwyane if I can sleep in the top bunk, Practice wincing, Make vacation plans for May..." #bronsmentalnotes
"Find out if Inception will work on Kobe, Register with University of Phoenix, Buy a dog, Teach it to Dougie" #bronsmentalnotes
"Grow a mustache, Hire a private detective for Gloria, Have Chris wash my cars, Convince Dwyane to let me wear his ring" #bronsmentalnotes
"Give Maverick promotion, Practice new dances, See why Pat Riley keeps smiling at me like that, Have Chris brush my teeth" #bronsmentalnotes
"Tell Jim Gray what Im having for dinner, Masturbate in front of mirror, Have Chris polish my MVP trophies, toy with ESPN" #bronsmentalnotes
"Find out if Prokorhov left dead horse & sugar cubes in my bed, Cheat on Savannah with a Kardashian, Get fitted for ring" #bronsmentalnotes
"Ask Rick Ross to be BFF, Have all flights to Cleveland on Dec. 2nd cancelled, Consult NBA store about fireproof jerseys" #bronsmentalnotes
"Have Dale Carnegie write foreword for 'How to Win Championships and Ruin Reputations', Have Chris mow neighbor's lawn" #bronsmentalnotes
"Trick Gloria into going on Maury, Find out if I can play in sunglasses, Laugh at Chris, Take my talents to the bathroom" #bronsmentalnotes
"Invite Arash to my orgy, Make him watch, Tell him it's off the record, Sue Chrysler for calling it the LeBaron, Jerks..." #bronsmentalnotes