Orcas Declare War on Humanity, Prepare for a Fight to the Death

[Sebastian]

 

[KevinLoveFan]

They can have the waters, but we have the land.

 

[Sebastian]

They can have the waters, but we have the land.

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He will save us!

 

[MGMT]

Look I don’t know how this is going to sound but I’m fine with it. We can broadcast on the news all we want but until we directly ask the orcas, we won’t truly understand.

Where do orca rights fall in maritime law? And the end of the day, they win some and we win some.

 

[macbdog]

Look I don’t know how this is going to sound but I’m fine with it. We can broadcast on the news all we want but until we directly ask the orcas, we won’t truly understand.

Where do orca rights fall in maritime law? And the end of the day, they win some and we win some.

Folks have asked the orcas but the orcas just flipped them off and swam away.

 

[Real Deal]

Whatever happened to Cleveland's version of Shamu? I was probably 12 when the park closed and sold our killer whale to Florida.

Fun times, man. Those shows Sea World put on whether it was Gotham City on the lake or the Pirate Movie deserved kids experiencing it today. Fuckin' Cedar Point I guess. Geauga Lake was a great alternative.

 

[Randolphkeys]

We all know why the orcas declared war on humans... it's that fucking kid who freed Willy.

Willy played that Seattle family like a fiddle, even pulled the wool over Micheal Jackson's eyes.

Now Willy has brought human technology to the Orcas and they are hungry.

 

[ChicagoCavFan]

Some see problems, I see opportunity.

This is in the Strait of Gibraltar, south of Spain. These crazies already employ bulls to run after them, why not create an event called "Swimming with the Orcas." Of course, the advantage is slanted towards the Orcas due to their speed in the water and the size of their mouths, so participants should be allowed some technological advantages. I'm sure the Spaniards can come up with something just as safe as a red sash for their land events.

 

[Out of the Rafters at the Q]

Some see problems, I see opportunity.

This is in the Strait of Gibraltar, south of Spain. These crazies already employ bulls to run after them, why not create an event called "Swimming with the Orcas." Of course, the advantage is slanted towards the Orcas due to their speed in the water and the size of their mouths, so participants should be allowed some technological advantages. I'm sure the Spaniards can come up with something just as safe as a red sash for their land events.

Hang on. Gonna start a new TikTok trend.

#snorcaling

 

[Criznit]

Some see problems, I see opportunity.

This is in the Strait of Gibraltar, south of Spain. These crazies already employ bulls to run after them, why not create an event called "Swimming with the Orcas." Of course, the advantage is slanted towards the Orcas due to their speed in the water and the size of their mouths, so participants should be allowed some technological advantages. I'm sure the Spaniards can come up with something just as safe as a red sash for their land events.

Mid 90s jet skis with an Iberico ham in tow?

 

[2 For The Brew]

Whatever happened to Cleveland's version of Shamu? I was probably 12 when the park closed and sold our killer whale to Florida.

Fun times, man. Those shows Sea World put on whether it was Gotham City on the lake or the Pirate Movie deserved kids experiencing it today. Fuckin' Cedar Point I guess. Geauga Lake was a great alternative.

I used to work in a crummy building near the Airport where we could see the special 747 flight that would bring in Shamu every spring from parts south.

We might need that plane to bring Zion here if we trade Darius for him.

 

[Sebastian]

In the event people don't know what the poll is referencing, from the classic film "Orca: The Killer Whale:"

We learn that Orcas can roar and create extremely elaborate revenge plans.

 

[inliner311]

So I saw this a couple weeks ago and my theory is that the Orcas are hearing something within the boats that they think are scaring away something they like to eat or they think these types of boats are competing for the same food they like. Orcas are extremely smart but can be real picky or odd eaters. Basically different pods will target different things to eat. Like some will kill sharks and whales then eat a specific part of them like the liver or their tongue then leave the rest of the animal.

They are taking out the rudders and they seem to know this disables the boats. In one article I read someone said they were attacked twice and the first time they almost sunk the boat but the second time they just quietly took out the rudders. I think they are just trying to tell people to stop messing with their favorite food supply.

 

[Sebastian]

So I saw this a couple weeks ago and my theory is that the Orcas are hearing something within the boats that they think are scaring away something they like to eat or they think these types of boats are competing for the same food they like. Orcas are extremely smart but can be real picky or odd eaters. Basically different pods will target different things to eat. Like some will kill sharks and whales then eat a specific part of them like the liver or their tongue then leave the rest of the animal.

They are taking out the rudders and they seem to know this disables the boats. In one article I read someone said they were attacked twice and the first time they almost sunk the boat but the second time they just quietly took out the rudders. I think they are just trying to tell people to stop messing with their favorite food supply.

They could be avenging Porphyry who engaged in a reign of terror in the Black Sea and the Bosporus for 50 years, even having defeated the Roman Navy.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Porphyrios_(whale)

 

[N7RobBob]

Are the Orcas the main suspects in the missing submarine near the titanic?