Orcas Declare War on Humanity, Prepare for a Fight to the Death

[CleveRocks]

Are the Orcas the main suspects in the missing submarine near the titanic?

 

[Sebastian]

Are the Orcas the main suspects in the missing submarine near the titanic?

Didn't even think of that!

Oh, shit!

What are we going to do now?

Are the missile subs next?

 

[CleveRocks]

Probably should include that pipeline thing

 

[Criznit]

Well on the plus side, it's highly likely that the Orcas have pissed off every living creature in the oceans. Enlisting allies will be difficult.

 

[Criznit]

Folks have asked the orcas but the orcas just flippered them off and swam away.

Made it worse for ya.

 

[2 For The Brew]

The Orcas could take out undersea fiber optic cables.

This sounds like real life James Bond villain shit. Somebody has taken control of the Orcas.

 

[Sebastian]

The Orcas could take out undersea fiber optic cables.

This sounds like real life James Bond villain shit. Somebody has taken control of the Orcas.

The Russians!

 

[Criznit]

 

[Sebastian]

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[2 For The Brew]

The Russians!

Too obvious. In the Bond movies it was always someone else.

I think Orban or Modi or MBS would be perfect Bond villians. Or the mullahs in Iran. Or Erdogan.

So many possibilities.

 

[Bob_The_Cat]

The Orcas could take out undersea fiber optic cables.

This sounds like real life James Bond villain shit. Somebody has taken control of the Orcas.

Double Orc 7

Sounds more like an Austin Powers plot. Dr Evil would definitely have killer whales that were trained to attack yatchs and sniff out money and other valuables aboard.

 

[2 For The Brew]

Double Orc 7

Sounds more like an Austin Powers plot. Dr Evil would definitely have killer whales that were trained to attack yatchs and sniff out money and other valuables aboard.

I think Dr Evil might have taken control of the Cavaliers because he has a bunch of mini-mees in the starting lineup.

(and I’m an Okoro stan)

 

[MGMT]

The company that produces the Angry Orchard Cider should launch a brand called “Angry Orca.” What would be an appropriate alcohol type for it though?

You could have a tiny picture of one with angry downward eyebrows — perhaps with a tipping boat to the side of it with a tiny person falling off? Is it a whiskey since there is a stigma bringing out aggression? We are letting a good crisis for to waste:

 

[Out of the Rafters at the Q]

The company that produces the Angry Orchard Cider should launch a brand called “Angry Orca.” What would be an appropriate alcohol type for it though?

You could have a tiny picture of one with angry downward eyebrows — perhaps with a tipping boat to the side of it with a tiny person falling off? Is it a whiskey since there is a stigma bringing out aggression? We are letting a good crisis for to waste:

Just stick with your current product--and I have a great new label for the bottles:

 

[Criznit]

Sounds like the war is still going strong...

Killer whales sink yacht after 45-minute attack, Polish tour company says

The attack in the Strait of Gibraltar came amid a yearslong uptick in incidents where orca pods seemingly try to capsize boats in that region.

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