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Should we make this a buy-in league for $25 each?

  • Yes

    Votes: 9 90.0%

  • No

    Votes: 1 10.0%
  • Total voters
    10
Dog said:
If haikus matter
And competition is sought
Dog is the clear choice

Though I will admit
'coach runs a faster 40
And could smell better

I guess it depends..
What does RCF stand for?
Here is what I think...

RCF means home
A commune for all things Cavs
True fan paradise

I joined as a pup
Wanting more Cavs, less dot com
What a move it was

Within a few months
I was a much smarter fan
Trade machine no more

I learned to lurk more
Leave the posts to the experts
Find my niche in time

Then I found eayor
So that I had my Cavs fix
And my weirdness fix

I still don't post much
Mainly just wait for joke ops
But I have a place

I respect this site
I contribute to this site
And I belong here

But if there's one thing
I love like RCF, it's..
Fantasy Football

Combine those two things?
I would be one happy Dog
And I will beat you

Vote me in, or don't
Either way, Coco Crisp will..
Still be my avi

And I will go on
Being the poster called Dog
That enjoys haikus.

Sayonara.
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If I saw a random dude YouTube himself blowing a goat on a mountain I'd vote him in over this lame poem... for the love of fuck, bring the noise, and @Dog I'm pulling for you to top your horridly low own bar.
 
Yes, Dog. You have unlimited entries. So as of now, you are winning. But you better have something up your sleeve if someone tries to pull a fast one on ya this week.
 
I've spent most of the morning pondering embarrassing things I could do on camera to gain entry into this league..

From filming myself eating a dog-turd parfait, to carving R-C-F into my thigh with a rusty pocket knife, the ideas have ensued..

I'll admit, a list of heartfelt haikus shouldn't be enough to get in..

But then I came to the realization.. I'm not sure I really want to be in two fantasy football leagues. Part of the fun of fantasy for me is drafting a team and getting behind my guys 100%. I don't ever want to be conflicted on who I should root for on a given week.

So while I respect the hell out of this league, I feel I need to withdrawal myself from consideration.

I don't want to film myself doing unspeakable acts if I'm having these doubts.

@sportscoach, you have my blessing. Every league needs it's whipping boy. And while I really, really don't think your reputation merits entry into a prestigious RCF clubhouse, I find the whole narrative will be interesting while I observe this league once more from the stands.
 
Dog said:
I've spent most of the morning pondering embarrassing things I could do on camera to gain entry into this league..

From filming myself eating a dog-turd parfait, to carving R-C-F into my thigh with a rusty pocket knife, the ideas have ensued..

I'll admit, a list of heartfelt haikus shouldn't be enough to get in..

But then I came to the realization.. I'm not sure I really want to be in two fantasy football leagues. Part of the fun of fantasy for me is drafting a team and getting behind my guys 100%. I don't ever want to be conflicted on who I should root for on a given week.

So while I respect the hell out of this league, I feel I need to withdrawal myself from consideration.

I don't want to film myself doing unspeakable acts if I'm having these doubts.

@sportscoach, you have my blessing. Every league needs it's whipping boy. And while I really, really don't think your reputation merits entry into a prestigious RCF clubhouse, I find the whole narrative will be interesting while I observe this league once more from the stands.
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Jesus you don't have to beg... You're in....:chuckle:
 
SuperSurge said:
Jesus you don't have to beg... You're in....:chuckle:
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Fuckin' bingo. I knew viewing entry into this league the same as a lady would work. Just act uninterested, knock her down a few pegs, and wait for those legs to open.

Other league..hahaha. You know that's a lie. But they say it's easier to get a job when you have a job.

Edit: Let's go San Francisco 40-Timers!
 
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Can I throw a suggestion out there?

Get rid of the kicker and add a position player or flex spot. Might work even better with our short benches.
 
Hurl Bruce said:
Can I throw a suggestion out there?

Get rid of the kicker and add a position player or flex spot. Might work even better with our short benches.
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Kickers should stay even if we all get occasionally boned by the kicker. I also like their inflated value on distances and misses as the wildcard every week. I'm not against another flex added, we should discuss that.

Still waiting for any evidence from @sportscoach he deserves this last slot.
 
We 100% keep the kicker. Fantasy Football sometimes is about being up by 4 and having the opposing teams kicker line up for a 51 yarder on the last play of the game.


We need that.

Zane Gonzalez 4 lyfe

Does no one want to fucking join? And sportscoach shouldn't just get in by default. if he doesn't do at least something, fucking let X run 2 teams.
 
Dog should absolutely be ahead of sportscoach who can't even be bothered to read the thread
 
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