RBF League 2023 - Gary Barnidge Classic!

[sportscoach]

You can do N/A Busch then

Honestly not worth it, to be sincere lol

 

[The Wizard of Moz]

Honestly not worth it, to be sincere lol

@AZ_

 

[Randolphkeys]

At this point, you could film your great aunt picking blueberries and beat @sportscoach people... It's getting that desperate.

 

[Jack Brickman]

If anyone here is interested in trying out dynasty, or adding another dynasty league to their list, check out the other topic I created. I'd love to get another RCF league going in a different format. Free leagues are only really fun when everyone gives a crap, and that seems to be the case here.

 

[Soda]

I'd be interested in seeing an O'Doul's shotgun/chug.

 

[The Wizard of Moz]

I'd be interested in seeing an O'Doul's shotgun/chug.

Too bad sports coach has no intention of doing literally anything besides beating his chest about how great he is at fantasy football and refusing to even do minimal research on the league

 

[Deezus]

I did not eat a raw onion and put on an egregiously late Lionel Richie performance while simlutaneously crafting a playdough penis just to let anyone penetrate my beloved league.

This Sportscoach dude has some weird hang-up on alcohol where he thinks we're trying to forcibly defile him with the devil's nectar and he's got the sense of humor of a concentration camp. Surely there must be another...

 

[Jack Brickman]

I did not eat a raw onion and put on an egregiously late Lionel Richie performance while simlutaneously crafting a playdough penis just to let anyone penetrate my beloved league.

This Sportscoach dude has some weird hang-up on alcohol where he thinks we're trying to forcibly defile him with the devil's nectar and he's got the sense of humor of a concentration camp. Surely there must be another...

I don't trust someone who doesn't drink anyway.

 

[The Oi]

I don't trust someone who doesn't drink anyway.

I don't drink anymore.

Ahhh chachachacha


@David.

 

[Randolphkeys]

I don't drink anymore.

Ahhh chachachacha


@David.

Well, you have also never been trusted. Where are you going with this?

@Triplethreat film yourself slowly eating pickles or something and let's move forward already.

 

[Deezus]

Obligatory:

This is what dedication looks like.

 

[Jack Brickman]

Well, you have also never been trusted. Where are you going with this?.

Haha I was going to post the same thing.

 

[SixPACK]

@Triplethreat Film yourself going to your local Lids store and sit outside of their store and sell drink cup lids for $1. Sell 5 of them and you're in.

Go to a Pilot (they have the best car wash liquid by the pumps) and wear a speedo and jump out and wash your car to the jitterbug (Zoolander style, except not with gas. We don't want you dead.)

Go to Subway and have them toast a seafood sub 5x and eat it. It can be a 6"

Record yourself (not even a video) saying, "At least I did something." (<-- that is literally all it will take right now since there is no other competition.)

 

[The Oi]

Be fucking @cavman while you do it tho. He'd probably let you.

 

[Triplethreat]

I want @sportscoach in this league for the material it would bring to this thread this season alone....

I'm giving him a chance to make this right. Your move, @sportscoach. You have 48 hours.