Standup comedy

[David.]

Best bday gift ever

 

[FiveThous]

Somebody convince me to like Shane Gillis.
Interested in Andrew Schulz so recommendations appreciated. Tom Segura is funny.

Last stand up show I went to live was a few months...Ed Bassmaster. I find this kind of comedy hilarious.

Watch Shane’s sketch clips on YT (not just SNL). ISIS Toyota and the HS Football coach ones are great.

Do you like slightly darker comedy? Sam Morril is funny. Mark Normand is good with one liners.

 

[David.]

Shane's funny. Just like with anyone, may just not be your taste, all subjective

 

[DJTJ]

Best bday gift ever

He’s the fucking absolute best.

 

[David.]

I'm gonna put my name in the bucket at kill tony, I think I actually may br kinda good at this

 

[Sebastian]

SHUT THE FUCK UP. Grandma's Boy is elite

 

[The Oi]

I did a mortgage for the guy who played JP from Grandma's Boy, lol

Construction?

If so, I hope you included the necessary metal.

 

[Lee]

Construction?

If so, I hope you included the necessary metal.

It was on a Condo in LA

 

[Beanie4Heisman]

 

[David.]

Ok, i started writing last week so sorry if they're terrible..i wamt to do 4 of these on the show, does anyone have 4 favorites?



1 Did you hear about the new gender queer basketball league? No one can pass and all the points are scored in transition

2 i'm a big racist... My favorites are Danica Patrick... Jeff Gordon... Lance Armstrong .... Just don't like usain bolt because he's black

3 I really don't like when people honk at me while driving. Like I'm on the phone

4 I fell in love with girl with lazy eye, but she was seeing someone on the side

5 my grandma suffers from Taco bells palsy. She Eat-a chalupa her face-a she droopa

6 I'm a cancer survivor, cancer taught me a very valuable life lesson: Don't get cancer

7. Don’t cry over split milk.... Save it for when Dad beats your ass

8 A penny for your thoughts.... and ive got like 200 bucks for a blowjob

9 If actions speak louder than words then what the fuck is miming all about

10. They say beggars can't be choosers but no one is forcing them to shit all over the sidewalk

11.I play softball in a really bad part of town.. its gotten so bad, that someone stole second base... And now we can't play anymore

 

[-Akronite-]

Ok, i started writing last week so sorry if they're terrible..i wamt to do 4 of these on the show, does anyone have 4 favorites?



1 Did you hear about the new gender queer basketball league? No one can pass and all the points are scored in transition

2 i'm a big racist... My favorites are Danica Patrick... Jeff Gordon... Lance Armstrong .... Just don't like usain bolt because he's black

3 I really don't like when people honk at me while driving. Like I'm on the phone

4 I fell in love with girl with lazy eye, but she was seeing someone on the side

5 my grandma suffers from Taco bells palsy. She Eat-a chalupa her face-a she droopa

6 I'm a cancer survivor, cancer taught me a very valuable life lesson: Don't get cancer

7. Don’t cry over split milk.... Save it for when Dad beats your ass

8 A penny for your thoughts.... and ive got like 200 bucks for a blowjob

9 If actions speak louder than words then what the fuck is miming all about

10. They say beggars can't be choosers but no one is forcing them to shit all over the sidewalk

11.I play softball in a really bad part of town.. its gotten so bad, that someone stole second base... And now we can't play anymore

Feel free to ignore my feedback but I'd go with:

1 - maybe end it at "no one can pass" cause it's quicker & more clever between the two punchlines
3 - could try other punchlines but it's funny
5 - it's so fucking stupid I think it could work
9 - I like the concept, maybe "but I can't even hear mimes"

The racist, lazy eye, and second base jokes are old, so they'd be the first to cut IMO. Are you a real cancer survivor? Cause that could be a gold mine for black humor.

 

[David.]

Feel free to ignore my feedback but I'd go with:

1 - maybe end it at "no one can pass" cause it's quicker & more clever between the two punchlines
3 - could try other punchlines but it's funny
5 - it's so fucking stupid I think it could work
9 - I like the concept, maybe "but I can't even hear mimes"

The racist, lazy eye, and second base jokes are old, so they'd be the first to cut IMO. Are you a real cancer survivor? Cause that could be a gold mine for black humor.

She eat-a gordita now needta take seata

5 is the only one that makes me laugh but I have no idea how to deliver it the right way to make it funny

 

[-Akronite-]

She eat-a gordita now needta take seata

5 is the only one that makes me laugh but I have no idea how to deliver it the right way to make it funny

Bring a slide whistle.

 

[Sharpner]

Ok, i started writing last week so sorry if they're terrible..i wamt to do 4 of these on the show, does anyone have 4 favorites?



1 Did you hear about the new gender queer basketball league? No one can pass and all the points are scored in transition

2 i'm a big racist... My favorites are Danica Patrick... Jeff Gordon... Lance Armstrong .... Just don't like usain bolt because he's black

3 I really don't like when people honk at me while driving. Like I'm on the phone

4 I fell in love with girl with lazy eye, but she was seeing someone on the side

5 my grandma suffers from Taco bells palsy. She Eat-a chalupa her face-a she droopa

6 I'm a cancer survivor, cancer taught me a very valuable life lesson: Don't get cancer

7. Don’t cry over split milk.... Save it for when Dad beats your ass

8 A penny for your thoughts.... and ive got like 200 bucks for a blowjob

9 If actions speak louder than words then what the fuck is miming all about

10. They say beggars can't be choosers but no one is forcing them to shit all over the sidewalk

11.I play softball in a really bad part of town.. its gotten so bad, that someone stole second base... And now we can't play anymore

You should just mix up set-ups and punchlines:

3. I really don't like when people honk at me in traffic...Like, hello, I have cancer
7. Don't cry over split milk...Save it for when you get cancer
11. I play softball in a really bad part of town...It's gotten so bad my friend got cancer

And so on