Week 13 (12/6): Bengals (9-2) @ Browns (2-9) [1:00 PM EST, FOX]

[The Wizard of Moz]

Dwayne Bowe a healthy scratch today.

Some undrafted guy named Jennings is active over him.

I honestly kind of side with Bowe on this
Dude just got one last pay day from a guy who seriously has no idea what he is doing. Got 3 million dollars a catch. And trolled the entire way, 'you guys are going to love me when you see me out there'
Also I think that is one of the biggest eggs on Farmers face right now so it might be a key factor to getting a new GM. And from now on we can always justify overpaying people by categorizing it as 'Dwayne Bowe related expenses'

 

[el_capitan]

I had a dream last night that the Browns won 27-24. In the dream, I broke the new tv I'm about to mount in my basement.

Afterwards, I mounted Mary Schmitt Boyer.

Day is not off to a particularly good start.

How many days of working with her would it take for Mary Schmitt Boyer to become work hot?

 

[The Wizard of Moz]

This is such a classic trap game.

I really hope we don't get caught looking forward to next week. I know next week is the biggest thing standing in the way of Goff for us, but we still really need to dial in and make sure we don't fall into the trap of looking passed this game. We still need to make sure we tank well tonight, because as Jigo said for whatever reason we almost always split with Cincy regardless of how good/bad the teams are.

Stay focused Browns. Tank it one game at a time.

 

[Mr. Orange]

I only got 5 hours of sleep last night because of the constant nightmares about having to watch this game.

You don't have to watch. I don't plan to. This is just like the last 15 years of December games that nobody will remember.

 

[Soar]

Barnidge and Bitonio injured on the first drive.

Good start for the tank.

 

[The Wizard of Moz]

Danny Shelton was a captain today lmao

Participation trophies for all!!!

 

[Soar]

Austin Davis will be injured by the end of the game.

Guy is getting hit on every play.

 

[Coyote850]

Austin Davis will be injured by the end of the game.

Guy is getting hit on every play.

"Fucking Cam Irving."

 

[Coyote850]

I know we have like 4 DBs out for this game, but Williams is terrible..............

 

[Pyro]

Took longer than we thought, but the Bengals are finally on the board.

 

[Binkster]

7-9 starts now!

 

[The Wizard of Moz]

"Fucking Cam Irving."

He doesn't care. He is getting paid. We fans can't even touch his fingernails.

His words, not mine.

Deflect accountability like a Brown!

 

[Binkster]

The fact that Austin Davis is better than Manziel should tell everybody what they need to know.

 

[Soar]

Who the fuck goes for it on 4th and 11?

 

[Kouki]

they actually almost did draw them offsides

instead the d timed the snap perfectly