Wyatt Teller: Pancake artist

[Deep Pockets]

Thank god we got some nerds on our team that'd rather play with board games instead of guns and fast cars.

But I bet that'd be a funny article to read... Myles Garrett being investigated for dealing99 damage to a wizard

 

[2 For The Brew]

But I bet that'd be a funny article to read... Myles Garrett being investigated for dealing99 damage to a wizard

He probably has a character that can rip off an opponent’s helmet and use it as a +3 weapon against said opponent’s head, no saving throw.

 

[Lee]

Thank god we got some nerds on our team that'd rather play with board games instead of guns and fast cars.

Do you think Teller gets a DUI on the way home for drinking to many potions during the game? Shouldnt have cast that last spell?

Or when he goes to take a breathalyzer he roles a 20 sided dice to see his B.A.L.? lmao.

 

[Lee]

He probably has a character that can rip off an opponent’s helmet and use it as a +3 weapon against said opponent’s head, no saving throw.

Myles "I take off my Night Helm and beat the red headed dragon with it"

Dungeon Master "You have been suspended for the rest of the game" (but that dragon did have a very punchable face, sorry i had to suspend you)

 

[Cement]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm....pancakes.

 

[chrisrich91]

I get the one person i dont recognize is Teller's wife, who is the other person?

The lady is not Teller’s wife, actually. I believe that’s Myles’ girl.

 

[Randolphkeys]

One more plug since RBF actually wrote a breaking news article...

 

[adam81king]

One more plug since RBF actually wrote a breaking news article...

Best way to support these articles? Reading? Sharing? Click-throughs? I realize folks get "paid" different ways and want to do whatever is best/ideal for you.

 

[Randolphkeys]

Best way to support these articles? Reading? Sharing? Click-throughs? I realize folks get "paid" different ways and want to do whatever is best/ideal for you.

I've never even considered getting paid. I'm pretty sure the site doesn't break even for cost of the domain name yet.

I've been linking the Twitter articles instead of just the article itself because it tracks the number of clicks on the article. As you point out, it also makes sharing outside of RCF easy.

Its hard keeping this thing going because we don't have a good idea of how many people read these. I won't speak for the other writers, but sharing and commenting would help us make writing feel less like a chore.

 

[adam81king]

I've never even considered getting paid. I'm pretty sure the site doesn't break even for cost of the domain name yet.

I've been linking the Twitter articles instead of just the article itself because it tracks the number of clicks on the article. As you point out, it also makes sharing outside of RCF easy.

Its hard keeping this thing going because we don't have a good idea of how many people read these. I won't speak for the other writers, but sharing and commenting would help us make writing feel less like a chore.

I put "paid" in quotes because I didn't think monetary compensation was a thing for y'all but want to make sure I help your effort be maximized in whatever metric yall use. Just so I'm clear in my understanding, clicking, reading and sharing through the twitter links is best?

 

[Randolphkeys]

I put "paid" in quotes because I didn't think monetary compensation was a thing for y'all but want to make sure I help your effort be maximized in whatever metric yall use. Just so I'm clear in my understanding, clicking, reading and sharing through the twitter links is best?

Absolutely!

BTW, this quote killed.

 

[Jack Brickman]

One of the most encouraging things about Berry is that he’s fully willing to re-sign guys drafted by the previous regime. I’ll give him half credit for Garrett, as I believe he was in our organization for that draft (although not the GM, obviously), but he’s been fully willing to sign Hunt, Chubb, and Teller thus far.

It’s refreshing in a league where so many GMs want to bring in their own guys and jettison talent drafted or acquired by previous executives. We’ve seen that way too many times before in Cleveland.

 

[Vee-Rex]

Absolutely!

BTW, this quote killed.

I love Teller. Dude proposed to his wife on the field.

And the "JUST THE SAME OLD BROWNS, BOYS, JUST THE SAAAAAME OLD BROOOWNS!" during the playoff game was and will forever be epic.

 

[Sharpner]

Absolutely!

BTW, this quote killed.

I mean, athletes and breakfast restaurants go hand-in-hand. Just look at Stan Mikita and his donut shop

 

[2 For The Brew]

Absolutely!

BTW, this quote killed.

Slogan: “My pancakes are better than my husband’s.”

That would only be true though if they were Maine blueberry pancakes with local real maple syrup.