I was just on Z's fan site - which by the way is really crackin' with all the flash media and original Z-performed hip hop - and he released a poignant statement:
"To my millions of fans worldwide, thank you for all the all star votes and all the letters and blogs written in my honor. You guys really took this cause on, but unfortunately the coaches didn't think about the fact Bosh is a frail stickman who even Hughes abused in drives to the lane. What mattered to me throughout the past week was your love, you callin' a player a player, and recognizing my mad skillz. You didn't talk about trades for old point guards, you talked about me. Holla at yo' boy. Buy my shoes when they come out in March."
I actually made all that up... but if Z was more of a self-promoter, he would probably be on the team right now.
He might also have more than a half dozen of supposed Cavs fans supporting him throughout the past week.
He'll probably end up spending the weekend hanging out at the Ronald McDonald House or spending quality time with his wife. Why do I even cheer for this guy?
