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Zoe Saldana should be my wife!!!!

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dcm226 said:
She's SOOOOO pretty!!!!!
If I could make the perfect girlfriend... She would be Zoe Saldana... I wouldn't change a thing... How do you improve perfection?
She is amazing... Her as an alien is hotter than any of the chicks you guys named. I'm not kidding... And I haven't had a drink in almost 48 hours.

ZOE SALDANA!!!!!!!!!!!
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Is this PIP's little brother or something?
 
dcm226 said:
She's SOOOOO pretty!!!!!
If I could make the perfect girlfriend... She would be Zoe Saldana... I wouldn't change a thing... How do you improve perfection?
She is amazing... Her as an alien is hotter than any of the chicks you guys named. I'm not kidding... And I haven't had a drink in almost 48 hours.

ZOE SALDANA!!!!!!!!!!!
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WTF? Have you ever even spoken to this chick before? Her personality could be a huge bitch and you'd still wanna marry her? Or she could just be about as exciting as a pet rock. She could just fucking lay there during sex and that's the worst.
 
The Optomist said:
WTF? Have you ever even spoken to this chick before? Her personality could be a huge bitch and you'd still wanna marry her? Or she could just be about as exciting as a pet rock. She could just fucking lay there during sex and that's the worst.
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I have seen almost every fucking interview.....
She is nice... really nice...

She said in an interview that she LOVES to fuck... she is the type of woman who climes on top......
PLUS she is really really good at ballet..... FLEXIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!


I bet her pussy tastes sweeter than ice cream... and looks ALMOST as beautiful as her face......

I would kill that shit... She is amazing... We would have SOOOO many babies....
It's not even funny!!!!!

Whats better than a nice woman???
A nice women who is the hottest person that is alive and that has ever lived and that will ever live........ WHO LOVES TO FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sign me the hell up.......


Zoe Saldana is the meaning of life... And i swear to God she is better than Heaven...
Think about it...............................................
 
She looks hotter than hell and makes me feel better than heaven.
 
I dunno. She just seems like her pussy would smell like some kind of condiment.
 
Jigo_oi said:
I dunno. She just seems like her pussy would smell like some kind of condiment.
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Fish sauce?

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or was that TOO obvious?
 
I wish that when you typed drunk your typing get progressively more blurred. It would add to the hilarity of drunk threads.
 
The Optomist said:
WTF? Have you ever even spoken to this chick before? Her personality could be a huge bitch and you'd still wanna marry her? Or she could just be about as exciting as a pet rock. She could just fucking lay there during sex and that's the worst.
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No the worst is when she pulls that big kitchen knife out from underneath the pillow and says, "Give it to me or I'll cut it off."

*EDIT*- ^True story.
 
HAHAHA you guys are fucked... At least Zoe never played me

Why do girls do that?
Flirt... make you feel so good... than when you ask them out... BOOM
They tell you they are really only into your friend...
SUCKS........................

I walked home through the rain........ Its only fitting.....
She told me so many nice things about myself... WHY DID SHE DO THAT....

I'm so fucked........



Whats the point?


Fate sure does have a funny way of fucking with you..........
 
At least drugs and alcohol make me laugh at myself... Shit Zoe would even laugh at me... At least Miss Saldana would be kind enough to laugh in my face and not give me hope only to crush my soul with it........

I think I have a problem HAHAHAHA.......
I only feel good when on shit......... Oh well.......
 
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