Zoe Saldana should be my wife!!!!

[The Oi]

Are we reading a suicide note right now?

 

[dcm226]

Are we reading a suicide note right now?

HAHAHA you wish...

 

[JDeezy]

 

[Backstage]

I looked at the URL of the site to make sure I didn't accidentally stumble onto livejournal in 2003.

 

[dcm226]

AHHHHH
Nobody likes me!!!! I SHOULD JUST DIE!!!!!!

Nobody would care!!!!!!!!! Fuck life.....

hahahahaha
You guys are funny...

 

[MattyFos.]

Uh this got awkward.

 

[The Voice]

Uh this got awkward.

It was awkward on the first post.

 

[dcm226]

I'm just fucking around...
I do dumb shit when i drink...
HAHAHA

 

[The Oi]

I'm just fucking around...
I do dumb shit when i drink...
HAHAHA

How old are you?

I'm trying to determine whether this behavior is the embarrassing ramblings of an immature, horny adolescent or evidence of an under-developed, sexually misguided adult. Everything about you bothers me right now.

I feel like if I were to find out that you were held back a few grades at some point during your life that I'd be less irritated though.

 

[camakazee]

How old are you?

I'm trying to determine whether this behavior is the embarrassing ramblings of an immature, horny adolescent or evidence of an under-developed, sexually misguided adult. Everything about you bothers me right now.

I feel like if I were to find out that you were held back a few grades at some point during your life that I'd be less irritated though.

Clearly a high schooler. This post gives it away...

HAHAHA you guys are fucked... At least Zoe never played me

Why do girls do that?
Flirt... make you feel so good... than when you ask them out... BOOM
They tell you they are really only into your friend...
SUCKS........................

I walked home through the rain........ Its only fitting.....
She told me so many nice things about myself... WHY DID SHE DO THAT....

I'm so fucked........



Whats the point?


Fate sure does have a funny way of fucking with you..........

Ignore the I-can't-control-my-hormones high school aged bullshit bursting through the seams for just one second. The fact that he's talking about being friends with a girl and then getting turned down when he goes to "ask her out" is the junior high/high school giveaway. Oh well... at least his friend is going to get laid.

 

[RaptorFan]

this thread was a great read

 

[dcm226]

I'm 14 btw

 

[dcm226]

And I'm a girl lol

I'm not really a girl... just in case you guys are as slow as you act...

 

[Backstage]

And I'm a girl lol

I'm not really a girl... just in case you guys are as slow as you act...

Oh. You completely fooled me in that centimeter of space before you told the truth.

 

[MattyFos.]

Oh. You completely fooled me in that centimeter of space before you told the truth.

Lol