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AZ_ said:
Better chance to exhume Bill Walsh than the odds of Belichick rejoining this organization.
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He wouldn't be rejoining. This is a different organization than the one he worked for before. This one is much, much worse.

But hell, give him whatever he wants. He won't have to cut any quarterbacks for diminishing skills this time. None of them ever had any to begin with.
 
NorthCoastBias said:
Man, you guys are delusional as fuck. Holy shit.
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There's been rumors every other year since 2004 of Tony Stewart (of NASCAR and running people over fame) running the Indianapolis 500. (For backstory? Tony has strong roots around Indianapolis and actually got his major racing career start doing IndyCar racing).

People would love to see it because they view him as almost some sort of "savior" to help the "500" return to it's rightful status of being a National sporting event again. (which it should be. fuck anyone that thinks other wise).

HOWEVER, Each time it's happened? He pushes back on it and goes "no".

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Why am I bringing this up? Because that's the exact same sort of thing I see in the Browns fan communities with guys like Gruden, Cowher and now Belichick.

People dream about getting this thing saved. About some mythical guy with some roots back to Ohio in some way being the one that does it.
 
Triple-S said:
There's been rumors every other year since 2004 of Tony Stewart (of NASCAR and running people over fame) running the Indianapolis 500. (For backstory? Tony has strong roots around Indianapolis and actually got his major racing career start doing IndyCar racing).

People would love to see it because they view him as almost some sort of "savior" to help the "500" return to it's rightful status of being a National sporting event again. (which it should be. fuck anyone that thinks other wise).

HOWEVER, Each time it's happened? He pushes back on it and goes "no".

...

Why am I bringing this up? Because that's the exact same sort of thing I see in the Browns fan communities with guys like Gruden, Cowher and now Belichick.

People dream about getting this thing saved. About some mythical guy with some roots back to Ohio in some way being the one that does it.
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Hey, man. I don't give a fuck about the Indy 500, like at all, but let us have our delusional hopes for one night. It could take the next ten years combined for the Browns to win the 13 games Belichick won this season. Let us have something.
 
OptimusPrime said:
Hey, man. I don't give a fuck about the Indy 500, like at all, but let us have our delusional hopes for one night. It could take the next ten years combined for the Browns to win the 13 games Belichick won this season. Let us have something.
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I don't deny that, it's just (unfortunately) fiction at the moment.

Reasons this won't happen
-You see the deal Gruden got? 100 mil/10 years? Yeah you're going to have spend more than that and spend it more than any team with it's hair up it's ass to hire the guy.
-You are not the most attractive situation. The Cardinals, Bears, Lions, Colts, Giants are all vacant. Giants and Cardinals are probably the two leaders in that clubhouse. Hell the Packers job, Broncos and the Dolphins job might be available as well.
-How do we know if this is true? How do we know that Bill, Brady, and Kraft aren't just laughing their asses off?
-Those other names I just listed with vacanies? Have all fired their head coaches. All of them. You still employ Hue Jackson.
 
Hell, at Hue's pace, it would take 26 seasons to win 13 games. I wonder how much humiliation Haslem can take before he just decides to move the team to Arkansas or somewhere else down south.
 
Triple-S said:
I don't deny that, it's just (unfortunately) fiction at the moment.

Reasons this won't happen
-You see the deal Gruden got? 100 mil/10 years? Yeah you're going to have spend more than that and spend it more than any team with it's hair up it's ass to hire the guy.
-You are not the most attractive situation. The Cardinals, Bears, Lions, Colts, Giants are all vacant. Giants and Cardinals are probably the two leaders in that clubhouse. Hell the Packers job, Broncos and the Dolphins job might be available as well.
-How do we know if this is true? How do we know that Bill, Brady, and Kraft aren't just laughing their asses off?
-Those other names I just listed with vacanies? Have all fired their head coaches. All of them. You still employ Hue Jackson.
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Of course it's not going to happen. We can still pretend. Imagine that the Browns were going to a real life pro football team again.
 
Juice Is Loose said:
I was told I have a better chance banging Kate Upton than Bill coaching/coming back to the Browns. Let’s put this one to bed.
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There's zero chance Belichick comes here, obviously, but the bolded is still inherently false.
 
I will say this... the anarchist in me would love to see Belicheck end up with the 49ers...
 
MoFlo said:
There's zero chance Belichick comes here, obviously, but the bolded is still inherently false.
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Since we are suddenly talking about averages, percentages, and inherent falsehoods here... You know that it's been almost a month since Hue Jackson was confirmed as the Browns head coach in 2018, yet this thread is still popping everyday.

Amazing. I'm hoping the celebration tomorrow provides closure.
 
Randolphkeys said:
Since we are suddenly talking about averages, percentages, and inherent falsehoods here... You know that it's been almost a month since Hue Jackson was confirmed as the Browns head coach in 2018, yet this thread is still popping everyday.

Amazing. I'm hoping the celebration tomorrow provides closure.
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Ugh, don't get me started on that stupid thing lol.
 
MoFlo said:
Ugh, don't get me started on that stupid thing lol.
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I'm with you dude. Fans want the best candidate possible to assist Hue, they want a veteran bridge QB which is a totally thankless job... and the fans are holding a public roast of the franchise. Counterproductive?

I will totally be watching Sportscenter for the coverage, though.
 
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