2019 Browns Head Coach Candidates

[AZ_]

Ugh, don't get me started on that stupid thing lol.

Disgraceful.

As much a stain on the city as anything this team will ever do.

 

[Triple-S]

I'm with you dude. Fans want the best candidate possible to assist Hue, they want a veteran bridge QB which is a totally thankless job... and the fans are holding a public roast of the franchise. Counterproductive?

I will totally be watching Sportscenter for the coverage, though.

This is what happens when your franchise is at an absolute low point.

shit like that.

I'm not going. (thankfully going to Oklahoma), but I understand reflog_18's perspective.

I will say, that Shane French doing this though...is ultimate cringe. That guy is a fucking hack and a disgrace to the once stellar reputation that WMMS had .

 

[Randolphkeys]

This is what happens when your franchise is at an absolute low point.

shit like that.

I'm not going. (thankfully going to Oklahoma), but I understand reflog_18's perspective.

I will say, that Shane French doing this though...is ultimate cringe. That guy is a fucking hack and a disgrace to the once stellar reputation that WMMS had .

Here's what I believe will happen:

The organizers will take care to make this thing be a reflection of fan frustration but attempt to build a bridge to the organization that is overall positive.

...then the twenty dumbest people in attendance will do some dumb drunken shit, and that dumb shit will be all people will remember.

I just hope that guy who ate horse shit with a big old spoon in 2016 comes back. He was the best.

 

[Lee]

I was told I have a better chance banging Kate Upton than Bill coaching/coming back to the Browns. Let’s put this one to bed.

Personally if I got to bang Kate Upton I would be ok never seeing the Browns in the playoffs again.

 

[Triple-S]

I just hope that guy who ate horse shit with a big old spoon in 2016 comes back. He was the best.

I witnessed that live.

Seriously. I just remember chugging a beer with friends and I could hear laughter coming from all over.

could see him doing it from across the street

...

Anyways, Barring a scenario where Haslam sells the team or something, what possibly is going to change in the near future?

You hired a new GM. You hired a new VP of Football Ops. You're going to likely signing some free agents with that insane cap space. You're drafting a QB and some top level talent at 4.

That's the beginning and end of it. You're not firing Hue at this point. It looks like you're keeping Gregg Williams and his crazy version of the "46", and that's the end of it.

I mean it would be nice to dump Hue. I wish we would. I think he's earned it and if I were Haslam? He'd have been gone. But this is where we're at. Waiting to see if he can pull a 10 win season out of his ass or waiting for him to be fired mid-season this year.

 

[Randolphkeys]

I witnessed that live.

Seriously. I just remember chugging a beer with friends and I could hear laughter coming from all over.

could see him doing it from across the street

...

All of this. I love all of this.

Anyways, Barring a scenario where Haslam sells the team or something, what possibly is going to change in the near future?

You hired a new GM. You hired a new VP of Football Ops. You're going to likely signing some free agents with that insane cap space. You're drafting a QB and some top level talent at 4.

That's the beginning and end of it. You're not firing Hue at this point. It looks like you're keeping Gregg Williams and his crazy version of the "46", and that's the end of it.

I mean it would be nice to dump Hue. I wish we would. I think he's earned it and if I were Haslam? He'd have been gone. But this is where we're at. Waiting to see if he can pull a 10 win season out of his ass or waiting for him to be fired mid-season this year.

You want me to wrap the rose colored glasses around my brow and rant on why it's not as bad as it seems? It's Friday night, I'm four beers in, and I can deliver on that rant. I was planning on saving it for after the catharsis march, but it's in me and ready to blurt out.

Until then, remember that most fan bases don't care enough to hold a demonstration like this. They would just pretend to be offended by player kneeling or pretend to give two shits about strangers getting concussions and move on.

We don't move on. We stalk with a bellyful of firewater and milkbones.

 

[Huber.]

Disgraceful.

As much a stain on the city as anything this team will ever do.

Surely a bigger stain than going 0-16.

 

[The Wizard of Moz]

The very reason he's not firing Hue is because he admitted he didn't want to pay a coach not to coach. He's being more tight with his money in that realm.

Uhhh source?

Because I don't think that had anything to do with it.

 

[Triple-S]

Uhhh source?

Because I don't think that had anything to do with it.

It's behind a paywall at another popular cleveland site. I'll leave it at that.

 

[Triple-S]

All of this. I love all of this.

The moment after Game 6 until the parade were some of the best moments of my life. It is weird to be around local lore like that and then being featured in Believeland in a Red Indy 500 hat of all things.

You want me to wrap the rose colored glasses around my brow and rant on why it's not as bad as it seems? It's Friday night, I'm four beers in, and I can deliver on that rant. I was planning on saving it for after the catharsis march, but it's in me and ready to blurt out.

Whenever you want.

I also agree which is weird to say. Frankly if all involved (Hue, Sashi, Jimmy) would come out to say "Yeah we went full Philadelphia 76ers here.", I would actually bizarrely respect it, and could "see" it.

 

[The Oi]

Surely a bigger stain than going 0-16.

Or 1-15. Or Manziel. Or 30 Quarterbacks since ‘99. Or Haslam being a crook. Or all the chokes against the Steelers and Ravens, with that Steelers playoff choke being the ultimate.

This franchise has embarrassed itself enough to be roasted by its fans. I think the parade is stupid in that I’d rather be doing something else and the players don’t deserve to be punished as much as Haslam and Hue do. But either way, they all went 0-16. If the fans want to take it out on all of them for 20 years of absolute garbage product...whatever.

Either way...FFS stop consuming the product. Stop watching the games and buying the tickets. So bizarre.

 

[Sebastian]

Or 1-15. Or Manziel. Or 30 Quarterbacks since ‘99. Or Haslam being a crook. Or all the chokes against the Steelers and Ravens, with that Steelers playoff choke being the ultimate.

This franchise has embarrassed itself enough to be roasted by its fans. I think the parade is stupid in that I’d rather be doing something else and the players don’t deserve to be punished as much as Haslam and Hue do. But either way, they all went 0-16. If the fans want to take it out on all of them for 20 years of absolute garbage product...whatever.

Either way...FFS stop consuming the product. Stop watching the games and buying the tickets. So bizarre.

Haslam needs this public shaming.

Maybe he'll have a "Road to Damascus" moment and gain some level of sapience.

Or...

 

[The Oi]

Haslam needs this public shaming.

Maybe he'll have a "Road to Damascus" moment and gain some level of sapience.

Or...

He has to be losing money on the thing right? Plus he’s under criminal investigation.

Things aren’t going THAT well for Haslam right now by rich guy standards.

Fuck that guy.

 

[Sebastian]

He has to be losing money on the thing right? Plus he’s under criminal investigation.

Things aren’t going THAT well for Haslam right now by rich guy standards.

Fuck that guy.

 

[Soda]

He has to be losing money on the thing right? Plus he’s under criminal investigation.

Things aren’t going THAT well for Haslam right now by rich guy standards.

Fuck that guy.

The statute of limitations ends sometime this April. I couldn't imagine being under that kind of stress.