Let it all out. The Cavaliers Rant Thread

[YuenglingGator]

I hate that Kyrie hasn't taken the third year leap.
I hate that Dion and Kyrie isn't working yet.
I hate that TT looked so good and now looks meh.
I hate that AB is fat.
I hate that AB matches my high school FG% and I sucked.
I hate Chris Grant and Mike Brown's glasses.
I hate that Mike Brown hasn't spilled his spit cup to draw up a play.
I hate that my girlfriend gets mad at the amount of time I spend on this site.
I hate that Jarrett Jack is bald and sucks at entry passes.
I hate my user name and wish it was cooler.
I hate living in Florida with Heat fans.
I hate spending Thanksgiving weekend mad over Wednesday and Fridays games.
I hate that DaveK is so cool.
I hate our offense or lack their of.
I hate that we need to consider rebuilding after doing that for years.
I hate we don't have a SF.
I hate that Gilbert's son is our biggest asset.
I hate that Kyrie can't have a black mask anymore.
I hate that I can jump higher than Bynum.


I love the Cavs.

Edit: Thanks for the new username Wuck!

 

[DawgOnKing]

The "Tank" is not a method in which to obtain young talent but a place to amass it before selling for pennies on the dollar.

Welcome Home.

 

[rend009]

This team is beyond shit
Screw Mike Brown
Screw Kyrie
Lets build the team around dion

 

[riveronfire]

This team is a joke. We're going to end up like the Kings post Webber, 'rebuilding' year after year after year and watching our low draft picks bolt to some other desirable city.

 

[Nightperson]

Trade Bennett, Waiters, Jack and AV for pennies on the dollar and pry you get a top 3 pick to build around with Irving. Two huge screw up's by Grant has cost us, there's a reason why everyone was shocked at the Bennett and Waiters picks you overrated them you clown. Could also throw Thompson in there but i'll be nice. Only pick this CLOWN has made right was the one where he was forced to take Irving.

 

[Dylan Windler's Mom]

I have never felt this hopeless for a Cleveland team in my life. The Cav's are dead in the water with nothing good on the horizon. I have no faith in anyone in the organization. From the loose cannon owner who hired a former shoe salesman to be his GM, to the GM who continues to think he is outsmarting everyone when he is instead the laughingstock of the league, to the re-tread coach who is about to be fired from his 3rd team. This team has nothing going for it. I can't even get excited about tanking for this loaded draft because I know Chris Grant is going to strike again and select Aaron Gordon with the 3rd overall pick!

 

[EdMonix11]

Need to tank. It's the only way to amass talent here, and probably fire Grant and Brown in the process.

Whether we trade Kyrie or Dion or both, we need to build a TEAM, equipped with fitting pieces and roles.

Right now, we're a soft, skilled team asked to play a 'grind 'em out' style and it's ruining everyone in the process.

 

[maxREM]

I didn't watch this game. I played video games all day and ate junk food. Usually I'd feel annoyed about missing a game. Couldn't be happier.

That said, I gonna avoid the forums for a bit. I wouldn't even know where to start after seeing that the cavs lost to the celtics.

 

[redscoon]

The Brown hire is going to cripple this franchise. You simply can't bring in a coach on such a young team that has zero charisma. These guys are not willing to go to war for Brown. He has nobody's respect. If he has been in the business this long and still can't motivate, I don't see anything changing. Everyone on the team looks worse than we expected. Everyone.

I'm not giving Brown any benefit of the doubt. He is already on the hot seat in my view. Do we really want this guy handling another lottery pick next year? It may look awful to outsiders, but I would not hesitate to can this guy at the end of the season if significant progress is not made. I don't want to punt another 2 or 3 seasons because the front office is scared to admit they failed miserably. They already screwed us once by keeping him around too long last tenure. Don't let history repeat itself.

 

[CodyL1121]

I hate that everyone is blaming Mike Brown or Chris Grant. Our entire team is one big terrible clusterfuck. Stop pinpointing one person. It's the whole clusterfuck.

 

[Double O]

Sadly, I don't think I'm as mad about this season as I should be. I've just come to accept the fact that this team is putrid with no semblance of basketball prowess.

At this point, I'm already having visions of ping pong balls dancing through that hopper, hoping that Nick Gilbert and his fucking bow tie can work their magic one last time...

Please, basketball gods, in all that is righteous and holy, if you truly care about this city and our franchise, bestow upon us the goodness of Andrew Wiggins or Jabari Parker.

 

[KyrieIrvingDuke]

I love that people are now starting to realize how fucked this organization is. We need to start a grassroots campaign to get Chris Grant, one of the worst GM's in NBA history, fired. Threaten to stop watching, buying tickets/merchandise, etc. until he's let go. We cannot afford to let him screw up this next draft, where we'll almost certainly have a top 10 pick.

I hate Dan Gilbert, too. He's a prick and has been the laughing stock of the NBA ever since his pathetic letter after LeBron left. He has no place owning an NBA team.

An argument could be made that we have the worst front office in professional sports right now. I'm fucking done with this shit.

 

[Nathan S]

I hate that everyone is blaming Mike Brown or Chris Grant. Our entire team is one big terrible clusterfuck. Stop pinpointing one person. It's the whole clusterfuck.

Wait...so according to your signature, you're the reason we're stuck with Bynum?

Maybe we should be blaming you!

 

[Soar]

This is beyond terrible. Really losing hope for the future. Going to be a long winter. College basketball time.

 

[Huber.]

I hate the fact that the Cavs keep trying to call me and talk me into watching their shitty product. I hate the fact I might be receiving Cavs tickets for Christmas. I do not want to go to Cavs games.