Wild Predictions for 2021-22 Season

[guitarguy]

KLove signs an extension with the Cavs....

 

[Kepler]

Sidney Lowe becomes the PoBO, GM and Head coach for the Cavs

 

[MirORich]

Sidney Lowe becomes the PoBO, GM and Head coach for the Cavs

With Bernie Bickerstaff, John Beilein, and David Blatt as his assistants.

Team tweaks a rebrand and changes it's name to the Cleveland Cadavaliers

 

[MirORich]

Gourimoko returns to the site around January with the longest post in site history that essentially multiquotes every post in the past 18 months that mentions the Kyrie trade

Inspired by this return, Storm Sutherland attempts to breach the RCF Walls but is beaten away by valiant defenders who call themselves Ben's Brigade

 

[buzzdog]

Gourimoko returns to the site around January with the longest post in site history that essentially multiquotes every post in the past 18 months that mentions the Kyrie trade

Inspired by this return, Storm Sutherland attempts to breach the RCF Walls but is beaten away by valiant defenders who call themselves Ben's Brigade

And he makes a persistent argument to extend Love.

 

[stick]

Last one from me...

Evan Mobley becomes enamored by axe throwing via Issac Okoro.

After some time, Evan bursts onto the scene with a Twitter video in which he nails a perfect 10/10 axe throw WHILE doing a backflip. The video blows up, becomes a viral sensation.

For the rest of the season, Mobley fields non-basketball related questions dealing with his viral hit in every subsequent press conference.
Each time, he credits the tutelage of Issac 'Ice' Okoro.

Meanwhile, feeling inspired by the whole ordeal, Dylan Windler decides to remake his golf swing trick shot compilation. After tireless hours capturing just the right moment, many sleepless nights editing the clip, Dylan posts the video to Twitter. He receives little fanfare despite Evan Mobley retweeting it.

Evan goes on to win Rookie of the Year.

 

[ajz20]

Gourimoko returns to the site around January with the longest post in site history that essentially multiquotes every post in the past 18 months that mentions the Kyrie trade

Inspired by this return, Storm Sutherland attempts to breach the RCF Walls but is beaten away by valiant defenders who call themselves Ben's Brigade

Gour won't return unless lbj 3.0 retirement tour happens...

In all seriousness the site has not been the same since he left,

huge huge void that has not not been close to filled,

 

[Cavatt]

Last one from me...

Evan Mobley becomes enamored by axe throwing via Issac Okoro.

After some time, Evan bursts onto the scene with a Twitter video in which he nails a perfect 10/10 axe throw WHILE doing a backflip. The video blows up, becomes a viral sensation.

For the rest of the season, Mobley fields non-basketball related questions dealing with his viral hit in every subsequent press conference.
Each time, he credits the tutelage of Issac 'Ice' Okoro.

Meanwhile, feeling inspired by the whole ordeal, Dylan Windler decides to remake his golf swing trick shot compilation. After tireless hours capturing just the right moment, many sleepless nights editing the clip, Dylan posts the video to Twitter. He receives little fanfare despite Evan Mobley retweeting it.

Evan goes on to win Rookie of the Year.

10/10 for backflip ax throw

 

[ajs1028]

Sexton on fan appreciation night decides he will attempt no shots. He will get over 20 assists and the Cavs lose by 25. The fans will be excited that they seen so much passing.

 

[Cavatt]

Can't you see Kevin Love trying an outlet pass on every out of bounds play

 

[daytripper]

I'm still very thrilled about the drafting of Mobley so going to make this post very positive.

Collin Sexton will sign a less than max team friendly extension and then go on to be a top 10 scorer in the league next season.

Dylan Windler will stay healthy and finally emerge as a bonafide rotation wing.

Kevin Love will do his job, keep his mouth shut and get his buyout at the deadline.

Isaac Okoro will make a nice jump in season 2.

Darius Garland will make a big jump in season 3.

Mobley will flash potential all season while helping improve both the offense and defense. His teammates will all look better playing alongside him.

Altman will make an opportunistic trade by the deadline to bring in another wing.

Even while playing in a tougher conference the team will win at least 32 games next season.

 

[KilgoreTrout]

The locker-room explodes in an uproar, because JBB is heard to say, “You guys are playing like a bunch of pugs!”

K-Love says, “Wait - did you just call us DOGS?!” and leads the effort to oust him.

JBB tries to defend himself with, “Wait - I meant ‘NUGS’, as in TESTICLES! No wait - I mean ‘BUGS’, as in ROACHES! Oh, fuck it all!”

He gets terminated, and the Cavs rehire John Beilein, so Gilbert doesn’t have to pay 3 coaches again. After a week, the players revolt, and Gilbert hires Mike Brown for a third time.

 

[buzzdog]

double post

 

[JJ_PR]

Cleveland makes the playoffs as the 8th seed, avoiding the play-in.

Cleveland re-signs Isaiah Hartenstein four years, $25 million.

Cleveland re-signs Collin Sexton five years, $100 million.

Cleveland re-signs J.B. Bickerstaff long term after making the playoffs.

Koby Altman is in the running for EOY.

Evan Mobley averages 15 PPG, 7 RPG & 3 APG on mediocre efficiency, & finishes third in ROY voting.

Jarrett Allen shows massive growth offensively in the post.

Dylan Windler finally has a full healthy season, playing 20 MPG @ the 3 spot, spreading the floor effectively.

 

[Derek]

Bickerstaff doesn’t make it through the season as head coach

Cedi Osman leads the team in total minutes played

Altman is canned after the season ends