-Anderson Varejao goes on a quest to Phoenix and successfully steals the elixir of everlasting health from the Suns' training staff.
-We trade our 2nd rounders for the 13th pick and Shawn Marion.*
-We trick the Pistons into thinking Gee is the athletic 3-and-D wing they need, and bundle him with the 19th and 13th picks for the 8th pick.*
-We trade the 8th pick and our own top-3 protected 2014 first rounder to the Magic for the 2nd pick.*
-We trade the Memphis and Miami 2015 first rounders to the Nets for the 22nd pick.*
-We convince the Bucks that Ellington is a good, cheap alternative to trying to keep Redick or Ellis. We trade him and the 22nd for the 15th pick.*
-We convince Sacramento that they're going to make huge strides after finally putting the Maloofs behind them, and we give them their future pick back, along with the 15th pick and CJ Miles (he fits the culture you're building perfectly! you'll love him!) for the 7th pick.*
-We trade the 7th pick, our own 2016 first rounder, and half the elixer of everlasting health Andy stole to the Suns for the 5th pick.*
-We draft Noel with the 1st pick, Porter with the 2nd pick, and Oladipo with the 5th pick.
*Add future 2nd rounders if necessary
We have united the chosen starting lineup. An immaculate balance of offense (Irving, then Waiters, then Porter, then Thompson, then Noel in order of effectiveness) and defense (Noel, then Thompson, then Porter, then Waiters, then Irving in order of effectiveness), this is the starting 5 destined to bring a championship to Cleveland through grit, determination, and teamwork. It is the antithesis to the unholy LeBron-centric team of old that was doomed to fail.
Off the bench, we have Victor Oladipo, lockdown defender extraordinaire and perfect offensive roleplayer next to Irving and Waiters, Shawn Marion who carries wisdom from the Heat-slaying 2011 Mavs, and Anderson Varejao, now fully healthy and channeling the spirit of Big Z with his midrange jumpshots.
Our rotation goes
PG: Irving (36) Waiters (12)
SG: Waiters (18) Oladipo (30)
SF: Porter (30) Marion (18)
PF: Thompson (32) Varejao (16)
C: Noel (32) Varejao (16)
With Livingston-Gibson-Walton-Jones-Zeller our awesomely fun-to-watch garbage time crew.
Oh yeah, and the Heat get swept by the Spurs in the NBA finals
-We trade our 2nd rounders for the 13th pick and Shawn Marion.*
-We trick the Pistons into thinking Gee is the athletic 3-and-D wing they need, and bundle him with the 19th and 13th picks for the 8th pick.*
-We trade the 8th pick and our own top-3 protected 2014 first rounder to the Magic for the 2nd pick.*
-We trade the Memphis and Miami 2015 first rounders to the Nets for the 22nd pick.*
-We convince the Bucks that Ellington is a good, cheap alternative to trying to keep Redick or Ellis. We trade him and the 22nd for the 15th pick.*
-We convince Sacramento that they're going to make huge strides after finally putting the Maloofs behind them, and we give them their future pick back, along with the 15th pick and CJ Miles (he fits the culture you're building perfectly! you'll love him!) for the 7th pick.*
-We trade the 7th pick, our own 2016 first rounder, and half the elixer of everlasting health Andy stole to the Suns for the 5th pick.*
-We draft Noel with the 1st pick, Porter with the 2nd pick, and Oladipo with the 5th pick.
*Add future 2nd rounders if necessary
We have united the chosen starting lineup. An immaculate balance of offense (Irving, then Waiters, then Porter, then Thompson, then Noel in order of effectiveness) and defense (Noel, then Thompson, then Porter, then Waiters, then Irving in order of effectiveness), this is the starting 5 destined to bring a championship to Cleveland through grit, determination, and teamwork. It is the antithesis to the unholy LeBron-centric team of old that was doomed to fail.
Off the bench, we have Victor Oladipo, lockdown defender extraordinaire and perfect offensive roleplayer next to Irving and Waiters, Shawn Marion who carries wisdom from the Heat-slaying 2011 Mavs, and Anderson Varejao, now fully healthy and channeling the spirit of Big Z with his midrange jumpshots.
Our rotation goes
PG: Irving (36) Waiters (12)
SG: Waiters (18) Oladipo (30)
SF: Porter (30) Marion (18)
PF: Thompson (32) Varejao (16)
C: Noel (32) Varejao (16)
With Livingston-Gibson-Walton-Jones-Zeller our awesomely fun-to-watch garbage time crew.
Oh yeah, and the Heat get swept by the Spurs in the NBA finals
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