First, all good points, I'll try to lighten up.
On the first bold, how did that turn out for us? Not saying it's the reason we don't have a ring, but would Michael have hit the game winning shot if Ehlo's mind and body were a smidgen quicker? Bonding is great, and important, but so is getting the body and mind to perform at top level. There are always exceptions perhaps due to personalities of course, and occasionally some beer can be good for a guy, help them settle their mind the right way or get out of a mental funk.
But overall, as a habit or daily thing, alcohol dehydrates the body (brain included) and muscles don't behave as efficiently. Cramping, muscle tears, general tightness, and in my opinion, increased injuries are what you get when mixing alcohol with athletics. It should be avoided if possible. Sure your body can recover, but it's never as quickly as most people think imo.
On the second bold... No, I disagree. So many of these Cavs are super young, maybe not even old enough to go to a bar (although Dec 1 is Waiters' 21st birthday!) They don't know how to limit themselves yet, and will surely over extend their consumption causing damage to their bodies. I did. You did. It's how we learned to handle our alcohol. But I'd like to suggest that such self discovery could be put on hold for 10 years, or til retirement, when they'll have all the time in the world to go to bars. I'd rather wait, and enjoy a beer at the bar with a Cavalier when his career is over, so he can show me the Championship rings he's wearing up close.