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I love the Ferry offseason philosophy. Some people get anxious, Ferry keeps it cool.
Stuck in a Paper Bag
1. Jim Paxson: "Oh, no!! I'm in a paper bag. Quick, give me a phone. I can call Danny Ainge or someone else to get me out of here. I'll just throw them a future draft pick, then they can throw me some benchwarmer to get me out of this bag."
2. A frequent poster in Trade Ideas: "We have been in this bag for ten minutes, and it is obvious that Danny Ferry won't be getting me out of here. We are screwed. I bet Warkenstein or Pritchard would have gotten us out of this bag by now."
3. Danny Ferry: "It's just a damn paper bag. Chill out. If I wait this thing out, the rain will turn the bag into a puddle of brown mush. Then, people will be asking us to get this bag away from here."
Stuck in a Paper Bag
1. Jim Paxson: "Oh, no!! I'm in a paper bag. Quick, give me a phone. I can call Danny Ainge or someone else to get me out of here. I'll just throw them a future draft pick, then they can throw me some benchwarmer to get me out of this bag."
2. A frequent poster in Trade Ideas: "We have been in this bag for ten minutes, and it is obvious that Danny Ferry won't be getting me out of here. We are screwed. I bet Warkenstein or Pritchard would have gotten us out of this bag by now."
3. Danny Ferry: "It's just a damn paper bag. Chill out. If I wait this thing out, the rain will turn the bag into a puddle of brown mush. Then, people will be asking us to get this bag away from here."