Eli came onto this board with one thing in mind
To patronize Anthony Davis and hype Perry but what did we find
A little Kyrie hate here, Meyers Leonard top 10 there
He contimplated going with the screen name Growling Bear
MKG snuck his way in as all post players were evil
Eli struck gold by picking a prospect that wasn’t so feeble
Good times were flowing friends were being made
He thought everybody else was Chris Bosh and he was D Wade
Alas Perry Jones plays good and the Cavs win 2 games
Jones becomes #1, everybody else sucks, don’t mess with his fame
Cavs become playoff contenders and Rudy Gay is the top target
Eli feeling good, why not dabble in the FA market
Trading away 2012 top 10 picks, nobody agrees
He starts seeing his hopes and dreams go away with every post from Keys
Things get ugly, Rabman gets upset
Max pulls out the old screen name trick to try to catch a limping pet
Eli takes the bait thanks to Max’s wizardry
Perma-ban to Eli’s new ip address and the rest is history.