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Joe Flacco: 2023 Comeback POY

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Need a novelty song.
 
Need a novelty song.

We could do Welcome to the Dog Pound to the tune of Welcome to the Jungle. But probably doesnt work because of Cincy using it already.
 
More Flacco stats. Did you know this?


I really want to believe these Flacco numbers including the January Joe stuff but man.. the PTSD Browns fan in me is saying, "don't believe it, as soon as he put that Browns jersey on, those numbers are dead. He is going to throw 4 INTs, fumble twice, and we are going to get blown out. And if he does live up to those numbers than the Browns defense isn't going to show up and Stroud is going to light us up".
 
Need a novelty song.
We'll Win These Playoffs with Joe Flacco
(to the tune of We Built This City on Rock and Roll)

See him on an airplane - and recognize his face
Sign him off the couch - to save the playoff race.
Throwing deep to Cooper - in windows that are tight
So many highlight plays - as the ball takes flight.

Njoku catches touchdowns, Jimmy on the radio, don't you remember?
We'll win these playoffs, we'll win these playoffs with Joe Flacco.

We'll win these playoffs, we'll win these playoffs with Joe Flacco.
Win these playoffs, we'll win these playoffs with Joe Flacco.

Jimmy Schwartz is scheming - Stafanski's calling games
Newsome, Ward, and Emerson - kick butt and take names.
Garrett and the D-Line - playing full of rage
The Browns historic defense shines - on the playoff stage.

Njoku catches touchdowns, Jimmy on the radio, don't you remember?
We'll win these playoffs, we'll win these playoffs with Joe Flacco.

We'll win these playoffs, we'll win these playoffs with Joe Flacco.
Win these playoffs, we'll win these playoffs with Joe Flacco.
 
We'll Win These Playoffs with Joe Flacco
(to the tune of We Built This City on Rock and Roll)

See him on an airplane - and recognize his face
Sign him off the couch - to save the playoff race.
Throwing deep to Cooper - in windows that are tight
So many highlight plays - as the ball takes flight.

Njoku catches touchdowns, Jimmy on the radio, don't you remember?
We'll win these playoffs, we'll win these playoffs with Joe Flacco.

We'll win these playoffs, we'll win these playoffs with Joe Flacco.
Win these playoffs, we'll win these playoffs with Joe Flacco.

Jimmy Schwartz is scheming - Stafanski's calling games
Newsome, Ward, and Emerson - kick butt and take names.
Garrett and the D-Line - playing full of rage
The Browns historic defense shines - on the playoff stage.

Njoku catches touchdowns, Jimmy on the radio, don't you remember?
We'll win these playoffs, we'll win these playoffs with Joe Flacco.

We'll win these playoffs, we'll win these playoffs with Joe Flacco.
Win these playoffs, we'll win these playoffs with Joe Flacco.

We Built This City is one of the worst songs of all time.

Early in Grace Slick's career she sang one of the all time great songs in White Rabbit.

Make a song based on that called White Flacco.

One score makes us larger
And one score makes them fall
And the ones that Cooper gives Us
runs up the score and all
Go ask Joey
When he's ten feet tall

And if you go chasing ravens
And you know they're going to fall
Tell 'em a QB Sacking Brownie
Has taken away the ball
Call Joey
When he just won it all

When the men on the grid iron
Get up and tell you where to go
And you've just had some kind of win streak
And your offense is in the flow
Go ask Joey
I think he'll know

When logic and proportion
Make Ravens fall sloppy dead
And the White Flacco is dropping backwards
And Patrick Queen's off with his head
Remember what the Garrett said
Ravens are Dead
Ravens are Dead
 
OK, better song. You figure out the tune, lol

One, two, a one, two, three, four
Victories on the road again
Just can't wait to win on the road again
The life I love is winning Super Bowls with my friends
And I can't wait to win on the road again
On the road again
Goin' places the Browns never been
Sackin' QB's that we may never see again
And I can't wait to win on the road again

On the road again
Like a team of Brownies we go down the highway
We're the best of friends
Insisting that the games keep turning our way
And our way
Win on the road again
I just can't wait to win on the road again
The life I love is winning Super Bowls with my friends
And I can't wait to win on the road again
 
I'm in. Looked up an old banger from the Goo Goo Dolls called January Friend.

Throw
For Njoku
About the way you look
The way you thread needles like you do
Pass
On frozen grass
It's all the same to you
Flacco
Let's just go
My January Joe
Under center again
I wanna winna
Every single playaction Flacco
My January Joe
Under center again
I wanna winna
Every single Browns fan
Coop
Loop one to Coop
You've gotta read the defense and drop the ball to Coop
And you'll toss
Toss the ball to Ford
For extra yards
It's in the cards
Let's go
My January Joe
Under center again
I wanna winna
Every single playaction
Flacco
My January Joe
Under center again
I wanna winna
Every single Browns fan
Time stood still Monday morning, yeah
Showed me to the Super Bowl
It's not the way I thought it to be, Flacco
You're my January Joe
You're my January Joe
You're my January Joe
And every play action Flacco
My January Joe
You're my January Joe
You're my January Joe
You're my January Joe
And every play action to the Super Bowl

 
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