Rate the last movie you saw

[gourimoko]

I shall watch it in theater then. Another exercise for @gourimoko and other alien fans. Rank all the aliens universe movies from best to worst (AVP is included).

You can literally rank them in the order they were made and you'd be spot on:
Alien (10)
Aliens (10)
Alien 3 (5)
Alien Resurrection (3.5)
Alien vs Predator (2)

 

[Chris]

I use to like Aliens more than Alien but now I'm not so sure anymore.

 

[Jack Brickman]

I use to like Aliens more than Alien but now I'm not so sure anymore.

They're just so different as movies that it's hard to even compare them. One is a horror film and the other is action. I'd say it depends on what mood you're in on the day you want to watch one more than anything.

 

[gourimoko]

I use to like Aliens more than Alien but now I'm not so sure anymore.

Same here.. When I was younger, Aliens was just so freaking awesome of a movie; but now as I'm older, I can really appreciate what Alien does and yeah; I'm definitely not sure anymore either.

They're just so different as movies that it's hard to even compare them. One is a horror film and the other is action. I'd say it depends on what mood you're in on the day you want to watch one more than anything.

Pretty much this...

I mean, if we try to quantify it then both movies would be considered perfect works of their respective genres, a 10 vs a 10. I think both movies are cinematically as close to flawless as one could really get in a realistic sense. So it's just a comparison between the best of the horror genre vs the best of the action genre; which, seems pretty equal to me.

The only reason I put Alien above Aliens is because it establishes the mythos, the Ripley character, and the overall Alien universe that Aliens then built this much larger corporate somewhat dystopian future on.

 

[Jack Brickman]

Pretty much this...

I mean, if we try to quantify it then both movies would be considered perfect works of their respective genres, a 10 vs a 10. I think both movies are cinematically as close to flawless as one could really get in a realistic sense. So it's just a comparison between the best of the horror genre vs the best of the action genre; which, seems pretty equal to me.

The only reason I put Alien above Aliens is because it establishes the mythos, the Ripley character, and the overall Alien universe that Aliens then built this much larger corporate somewhat dystopian future on.

Yeah, you're basically comparing probably the best sci-fi horror film ever against one of the best sci-fi action movies ever.

I will say that, on any given day, I'd be more inclined to watch Aliens. More fun as a film. Horror films are best watched when in a certain kind of mood, whereas action movies are almost always good.

 

[brownindian]

You can literally rank them in the order they were made and you'd be spot on:
Alien (10)
Aliens (10)
Alien 3 (5)
Alien Resurrection (3.5)
Alien vs Predator (2)

And Covenant and Prometheus ? - Surely they cant be below AVP.

 

[gourimoko]

And Covenant and Prometheus ? - Surely they cant be below AVP.

Not sure how those got left off the list:

Covenant: 7/10
Prometheus: 6.5/10

Both are the better than all other Alien films other than Alien and Aliens.

 

[Derek]

Not sure how those got left off the list:

Covenant: 7/10
Prometheus: 6.5/10

Both are the better than all other Alien films other than Alien and Aliens.

I'm guessing you left AVP:Requiem off the list because everyone knows it's an 11/10

 

[col63onel]

My Alien rankings:

Alien and Aliens - Really good, iconic and groundbreaking sci-fi films

AvP - Crap, but fun and good for a chuckle

Every other Alien film - Crap

 

[The Oi]

If you had to choose five characters/things from Alien and Aliens to suck your dick for five minutes, which ones would you choose.

Rank them. You must choose five.

 

[BMAN]

If you had to choose five characters/things from Alien and Aliens to suck your dick for five minutes, which ones would you choose.

Rank them. You must choose five.

Definitely Bill Paxton's character for sure just so when I cum, he can say "GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER"

 

[The Oi]

Definitely Bill Paxton's character for sure just so when I cum, he can say "GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER"

That's one.

 

[Hurl Bruce]

If you had to choose five characters/things from Alien and Aliens to suck your dick for five minutes, which ones would you choose.

Rank them. You must choose five.

From the ones that I've seen:

5. Vasquez - She'd dominate me and make me her sex slave.
4. Ripley in her panties and tank at the end of Alien.
3. Hilliard from Resurrection...dat ass!
2. Bishop...if he can stroke my cock and balls as fast as he does that knife trick, then look out!
1. A facehugger. That thing could probably suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

 

[gourimoko]

I'm guessing you left AVP:Requiem off the list because everyone knows it's an 11/10

Totally forgot about that garbage.

 

[col63onel]

Making sure I understand the plot of Covenant

Spoiler

David was created by Weyland. He also hates Weyland because he's a pussy. Because Weyland made such a big stink about being a creator, David becomes obsessed with who created Weyland. He finds out it's the engineers, so he goes to their homeworld and kills them all with the black goo bombs. He also becomes obsessed with creating the "perfect being", which takes him decades to do. Eventually, he decided the Xenomorph is the "perfect being", so he spends all his time and energy trying to create it.