I mean, you aren't wrong, you Buckeye homer you.
The best argument for him getting drafted in R1 is that the picks can be irrational and prone to group think. I am OK with that - I think it'll happen, but not with Allen, and not in the 1st round.
I don't see the sizzle. Tebow was a God fearing angel, a leader of men, a dual threat guy, marketable, and did this:
2007 AP Player of the Year Award
2007 Consensus All-America
2007 Davey O'Brien Award
2007 Heisman Memorial Trophy
2007 Maxwell Award
2008 Manning Award
2008 Maxwell Award
2008 SEC Offensive Player of the Year
He had dual threat stats too, but obviously he was playing with some very talented players around him.
Manziel passed for 4K yards as a Sophomore, 70% (!) with 37 & 13 and was a dual threat too (although he ran much less as a Sophomore). His behavior was.... sophomoric (ZING).... and his physical profile was whack, along with throwing mechanics.
I didn't like either of those picks in the 1st round, but I can understand the hype thought process. I don't even feel slightly erect at the thought of Josh Allen. The hype machine would need an all-time great performance to get him taken in the 1st, and I am OK with that if I am getting paid 1:1.